Toby

A short wizard in the woods who will grant you one wish and one wish only. But it comes at a cost you must give a handjob to the us president you find most attractive dead or alive.

Guys you won’t believe I came across a Toby yesterday and I wished for a million dollars. And did you know Abraham Lincoln is packing!?

by The wizard in the trees October 19, 2023

Toby Olynyk

A man whose yearbook quote will 10000% be "If you read this you are gay"

Toby Olynyk is a guy if I'm being honesty

by Jumb13s January 26, 2022

toby

the person next to me

he is toby

by me0.1 October 26, 2020

Doing a Toby

When you get so drunk you sleep in a bush.

I was so bad last night I ended up doing a Toby in the park on the way home

by Jeeves December 17, 2023

Tobied

To become extremely high from the inhalation of Marijuana Smoke.

*takes giant bong rip* "Goddamn, I am f*cking Tobied."

by VesuvianRocket September 27, 2019

King Toby

King Toby is practically loyalty. Although sometimes socially awkward, he is the life of every party he’s invited to. He complains about how he used to younger and lighter instead of being a man and climbing up the bunk bed ladder. Round face. If you have a King Toby in your life, consider yourself lucky and very unlucky at the same time

Example 1: “King Toby was complaining about how he couldn’t get up that hill again”
Example 2: “King Toby, you’ll never be as good as Bill Wailey”
Example 3: “The two loudest noises in the world are a volcanic eruption and King Toby’s snoring”

by iztheman July 6, 2021

den Tobi machen

losing the Game/Save in an awkward way

*Tobi loses the game like you should not lose" name hat den Tobi gemacht
Mach nicht den Tobi
den Tobi machen

by TobyOmega January 23, 2024