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captain ownage

The Lord, King, God, TiTan, Master, ect.. of all ownage and pre-ownage(pwnage)on online multiplayer games that involve severly deafeating a human player to the degree that they should be embarrased, angry, or emotionally destroyed,or in some cases suicidal. Some of these games include: Halo 2, World of Warcraft, Diablo 2, and StarWars Battlefront 2 just to name a few. Captain Ownage is known as someone that ALL human and CPU players fear with there life and know not to fuck with because the player will get Obliterated(delete, rub off, erase, reduce to nothingness)or otherwise owned! and sometimes pwned! He is also known as sort of the legend of all gamers alike. No one can touch his skills and no one will ever defeat him, he is your new god. Many will try to talk shit and many will try...but, many(I mean ALL) will die. All noobs will bow down and suck on his weiner and want to know his secrets, but he won't tell, he'll just own them for their curiousity.
Me...God,....whoever you think fits the description? Ex. OMG i just completely raped that dude did you see his health drop
? what a nub...captain ownage!

usage of the word captain ownage is noobs reffering to him as their god...sort of like a exclamation or expression after owning someone.
by S Spak June 10, 2007
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Captain's call

A clueless or embarassing decision by an incompetent political leader. This term is widely used in Australia in relation to decisions of conservative Primeminister Tony Abbot.
It was a captain's call by Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbot to grant a Knighthood in January 2015 to Prince Philip, the Husband of the Queen of England. Another captain's call by Mr Abbot was an attempted delisting 74,000 hectares of Tasmanian wilderness world heritage area, an application swiftly rejected by the United Nations’ world heritage committee in June 2014.
by Miguel Fairlight May 19, 2015
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Captain Fabulous

You say captain fabulous like 'CAPTAAAIINNNNNN FFAAABBBUULLOOUUS' in a flamboyant voice
by lsmnonekj cljanipdjpqmd; April 12, 2011
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Welsh captain

When a woman masturbates to completion with an ancient, wooden, pirate's prosthetic leg.
Once alone again, she retired to her bedroom and began busting a Welsh captain.
by hurricane boxstep December 13, 2010
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Captains Orders

When everything naturally goes your way because you're the shit - you order the groupies and ballers around ending the statement with "captains orders"
Nick: you need to take a hit of this dank ass shit, Captains Orders.
Aileen: but i feel stupid when i smoke 4 joints after the gravity bong :(:(:(:(:(
Lindsey: shut up and toke now bitch, its Captains Orders!!
Rachael: Captains Ooooooooooooorderrrrrrrrrrrrsss.
by USeLeSs_iDiOT July 30, 2010
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The Captain's Challenge

A meal consisting of a bowl of Captain Crunch cereal, but rather than with milk, with Captain Morgan Rum.
When Darren tried a bowl of The Captain's Challenge for the first time, he nearly lost his lunch. After a few shots of vodka, however, he ate the meal with gusto.
by Cgrave August 7, 2006
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captain tourettes

A term referring to a person who uses profanity or repetitive phrases so regularly, it appears they have tourettes.
John swore so often, we nicknamed him Captain Tourettes.
by wcb3 January 2, 2009
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