Captain's call

A clueless or embarassing decision by an incompetent political leader. This term is widely used in Australia in relation to decisions of conservative Primeminister Tony Abbot.

It was a captain's call by Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbot to grant a Knighthood in January 2015 to Prince Philip, the Husband of the Queen of England. Another captain's call by Mr Abbot was an attempted delisting 74,000 hectares of Tasmanian wilderness world heritage area, an application swiftly rejected by the United Nations’ world heritage committee in June 2014.

by Miguel Fairlight May 18, 2015

Captain Maalox

A superhero who uses his fecal bag as a weapon. He fights crime for the sake of butt-sex. He also has an intimate relationship with his step-dad, Bill.

Bill: Captain Maalox, get in here and let me do you up the butt.

by Derick Fox April 10, 2005

Captain Skyhawk

One of the greatest and most memorable games ever made for the NES. It was a challenge and great for all ages.
They should remake it in real 3D with some sort of 3D shutter glasses for the 21st century.

Captain Skyhawk is awesome he killed my father and raped my mother!

by Anonymous February 19, 2005

Welsh captain

When a woman masturbates to completion with an ancient, wooden, pirate's prosthetic leg.

Once alone again, she retired to her bedroom and began busting a Welsh captain.

by hurricane boxstep December 09, 2010

Captains Orders

When everything naturally goes your way because you're the shit - you order the groupies and ballers around ending the statement with "captains orders"

Nick: you need to take a hit of this dank ass shit, Captains Orders.
Aileen: but i feel stupid when i smoke 4 joints after the gravity bong :(:(:(:(:(
Lindsey: shut up and toke now bitch, its Captains Orders!!
Rachael: Captains Ooooooooooooorderrrrrrrrrrrrsss.

by USeLeSs_iDiOT July 30, 2010

Captain Fabulous

Captain Falcon in his pink outfit.

You say captain fabulous like 'CAPTAAAIINNNNNN FFAAABBBUULLOOUUS' in a flamboyant voice

by lsmnonekj cljanipdjpqmd; March 26, 2011

The Captain's Challenge

A meal consisting of a bowl of Captain Crunch cereal, but rather than with milk, with Captain Morgan Rum.

When Darren tried a bowl of The Captain's Challenge for the first time, he nearly lost his lunch. After a few shots of vodka, however, he ate the meal with gusto.

by Cgrave August 08, 2006