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book banning

Wow, a defintion where you get to listen to someone ramble on about why they are against censorship. Well, here goes:
Book banning is when books are removed from children's reading lists because of sexual content, death, violence, magic, anti-religious themes, drugs, homosexulality, transgenders, transvesites, and any other fucked up reason those conservative, bible-banging southerners can come up with! (Excuse my French). Some books, such as the Harry Potter series were banned because they contain magic and sorcery and the eye of some religious schools, magic is the work of the devil and kids shouldn't read about because it will take them away from there faith. A kid can read Harry Potter and still believe in God, for God's sake. Some books were banned because a character was homosexual, or a transvesite, and homosexuality is considered evil! Sometimes, a character will dress up as a boy (or a girl) and the book will be banned. A character will die of natural causes, and the book will be banned. A character will say the word "pee" or "poop" and the book will be banned. A character will commit suicide and the book will be banned. A character will say the word sex and the book will be banned. A character will talk about death or say the word "die" and the book will be banned. A character will say a swear word such as "crap" or "damn" and the book will be banned. I can understand books being banned because of racism or vivid sexual scenes, or vivid violent scenes. Banning books from children does nothing except make the children more curious as to why the books have been banned! However, I believe that schools can ban whatever they want, because it's not always up to the children to make the best choices on what kind of book they should read. But banning books from libraries is WRONG! People have the freedom to read whatever they want and the fucking government should have absolutely nothing to do with it! I want you to end book banning and censorship NOW!
To all you book banning bastards out there: GO FUCK YOURSELF!
by Kensington 67 September 5, 2005
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Mathematic’s books

The best (mis)use of an apostrophe spotted outside a city bookstore in mainland China.
An English tourist (who is a linguist professor back home) was reported to have experienced a seconds-long stroke on seeing the “Mathematic’s books” classification, and the cashier on seeing her customer’s dizziness immediately jumped to her rescue.
by Fasters December 11, 2022
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Book Bunny

A girl who is typically very introverted and into secluded hobbies such as reading but also dedicate a large portion of their life and thoughts to sex. These girls tend to make good girlfriends because they want to stay at home and self indulge in their hobbies then ride you to completion. However, beware for they are still 'bunnies' and thirst for sex and are prone to cheating when emotionally unhappy.
My last girlfriend was a book bunny, she was perfectly content at home until she met a guy who catered only to her carnal desires.
by duckduckcat May 30, 2018
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Anime book

Mumkey Jones way to say Manga. And is just manga
Is stupid term that mumkey jones call manga. Said some stupid guy on youtube

Anime book is mumkey Jones way to say manga
by Snotcore February 24, 2023
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Book Boner

When you leave a book open for a while (paper-cover), and when you go to close the book, the cover pops back up.
Tim: Damn my text book has a book boner, I am gonna have to flip it on its other side so it will go away.
by WYALS September 11, 2016
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Book turtle

Some one who is so scared of people they hide behind books
Adriana is such a book turtle, she never goes to any lit parties.
by Jam&Toast November 6, 2017
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vent book

A vent book being a book where people Wright there feelings and draw them in a book to vent in a book made to vent in
:guy1:Hey bitch
Guy2: my life sucks and I wanna die

Guy1: that sucks you should have a vent book I made one Bc my 8th girl and I broke up good thing I have 7 more
by Pp_milf July 25, 2021
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