Tess

Tess's are backstabbing bitches that can't be trusted. An upside to their bitchinnes is that they do it to your face

far out don't be friends with Tess she's so mean

by omgrlly April 11, 2017

Tess

(v) slang meaning Useless or Inept
Commonly used to downplay one's achievements or actions

See; Spud

(Watching football) Guy 1: Man, that play was a disaster. Watson should be dropped.
Guy 2: Yeah he's an absolute tess.

by OC, The Best June 20, 2016

Tessie

Ladies, if you know a Tessie, stop what you’re doing and text him. Chances are that could be you’re future soulmate. A fun, chill, intelligent, sexy, etc.(among other things), Tessie is an example of someone who always keeps some money in their pocket and never backs down from a task. For Tessie, no goal is unreachable which is why most Tessie’s have boatloads of friends because of their social abilities. Overall, Tessie is a future leader in whatever field he takes interests.

Tessie always got bread.
Heyyyyyyyyy Tessieeeeee.
Tessie gang!
Let’s link up with Tessie.
Tessie’s gonna change the world. Promise.

by THOTBUSSER November 9, 2019

Tessays

A blog about cool stuff that only someone named Tessa says. Also can be essays by someone named Tessa.

You're a loser 'cuz you never read any Tessays in yo LIFE!

by Tyberia276 October 10, 2010

tessa

Is a fish who tastes like exspiered milk who targets people that have boyfriends/girlfrinds
End Of Story

Tessa lord is a fishy bitch who will steel any guy from u bc she is a skank

by thazaskank February 20, 2019

two-twat tessa

A girl who pretends she is made of pure gold but has been so used up & passed from guy to guy so many times her asshole looks like a second stretched out vagina

That girl is a total two-twat Tessa! UGH! {slut} {gross}

by realgalpal1 June 27, 2016

tesspanish

the language of spanish. misusing the verbs and other junk. like tessa.

me dos is correct in tesspanish!

by tessa~~ November 13, 2011