thinks

The act of two or more people simultaneously thinking the same thought at the same time and subsequently exclaiming "thinks" at the same time.

Eleanore and Jason thinking: That's what she said.
Jason and Eleanore: "thinks!"

by whenwillthisweekend February 4, 2010

TINK

Two Incomes No Kids - A married couple who is more concerned about maintaining their current lifestyle rather than raising a child/children. Usually urban dwellers and the thought of a child is "icky" and inconvenient to their jet-setting ways.

Friend 1: "When are John and Jane going to have a kid, they've been married for five years and aren't getting any younger?"
Friend 2: "I think that they are pretty content to remain TINKs so they can continue their clubbing lifestyle."
Friend 1: "Probably a good thing as the kid would probably be neglected anyway."

by #Zombieapocalypse November 13, 2012

Tankslap

The fine art of slapping one's "semi" off one's stomach to impress one's annoyed girlfriend. Also works with gay boys, apparently

I tankslapped and she was not impressed. Pah.

by The real Jeffers August 4, 2006

Tankslap

To hit someone or something with your penis.

"What sound does a tankslap make? DONG!"

"Man, if she does that to me one more time, I'm gonna tankslap that whore."

by Stovaa January 2, 2008

tings

the Jamaican patios pronounciation of the word 'things'.

Ay, you see where mi did put down mi tings dem?

by born a yard August 20, 2010

tings

tings can be repalced for anyword an abbreviation

my tings are rising. or is that your tings b?

by ShIz October 29, 2003

ticks all the boxes

a girl that is very attractive and isn't too crazy, has the potential to cook and clean and raise a family

wow that chef is hot, she ticks all the boxes

by snorlax55 April 27, 2015