by Thoughtsofarealone January 6, 2020
Get the dawg timing mug.A time , given by a unaware person , that is extremely fucking inaccurate. ( the time must be said while licking your lips)
Person A : Shooo ya seeksssss , yallah I’ll be there at 10 .
*11:30*
Person B : YALLAH IT’S 11:30 WHERE ARE YOU!!?
Person A : Yallah kheyeh bedeh hek shi 10 minutes broo.
*12:30*
Person A : you are pulling a Safsaf timing right there buddy .
*11:30*
Person B : YALLAH IT’S 11:30 WHERE ARE YOU!!?
Person A : Yallah kheyeh bedeh hek shi 10 minutes broo.
*12:30*
Person A : you are pulling a Safsaf timing right there buddy .
by Abdallajnejaim April 2, 2020
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by finejewels24 October 23, 2020
Get the den Timo machen mug.The coloration on the toilet paper after a woman on her period wipes after just gets done slurping up some hot semen into her cunt hole followed by a steamy shit and piss parade. After she runs said toilet paper from the tip of her clam meat all the way through the clit canal to the shit covered asshole and pulls it out to look at it, it would resemble the East Timor Flag; white yellow red and blackish/brown.
Big Easy: Breh, be glad your single. I just saw the sickest shit ever, literally.
Tyrant: let me guess, you stood in the kitchen table and crapped right into your dogs mouth and while Colt was chewing on the pipe, steam was oozing out the side of his mouth?
Big Easy: Huh? Nah man my wife is on the rag and I just pounded the ever living Shit out of her for a good 4 minutes. I go upstairs and sitting right in the unflushed potty is the East Timor Flag.
Tyrant: let me guess, you stood in the kitchen table and crapped right into your dogs mouth and while Colt was chewing on the pipe, steam was oozing out the side of his mouth?
Big Easy: Huh? Nah man my wife is on the rag and I just pounded the ever living Shit out of her for a good 4 minutes. I go upstairs and sitting right in the unflushed potty is the East Timor Flag.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 8, 2021
Get the East Timor Flag mug.When perfect timing meets perfect luck. It's important to have Jarrod Timing when placing wagers, fantast football, or just with anything that need a perfect luck and timing strategy.
Oh your fantasy football team won with 78 pts when every other team in our 12-team league scored more than you? That's some fantastic Jarrod Timing.
by The Legit Merriam-Webster November 10, 2021
Get the Jarrod Timing mug.A dirty timoleon is when you dont shampoo your hair for a month and ask your significant other to wash it as sensually as they can. Dirty timoleons often occur with long term couples, but some people prefer to walk in public with greasy hair hoping someone gives them a dirty timoleon.
"Hey honey it's been a month since I've taken a shower"
"I suppose I have no choice but to give you a dirty timoleon"
"I suppose I have no choice but to give you a dirty timoleon"
by Itwasntme491 April 7, 2022
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