Shiver me Timbers

Pirate lingo meaning to masturbate

Arrr... tis a lonely night, perhaps i'll shiver me timbers.

by Cack December 23, 2004

Justin Timberlake

One of the gayest mothafucka's ever... he's a prime example of a wigger. He had everyone following his wanksta lead until the super bowl incident with Janet Jackson... he didn't want to be black after that. He even tried to grow corn rows once, but cut them off after i threatened to kick his ass for mocking black and white people that way.

Sour Vaginal Ordor.

Keisha - Damn... girl what's that smell comin' from between your legs?

Le Le - What smell? You surious?

Keisha - Yeah bitch... smells like Justin Timberlake.

Le Le - I better schedule a doctor's appointment..

by I. Jackson December 6, 2004

Timberland Threesome

When a woman takes it both in the anally and orally simultaneously. both men synchronize their pushing, and pulling to represent a saw cutting through a piece of lumber in the frigid wilderness. The first man to finish is the winner and yells "TIMBERRRRR!" and then pushes the remaining quests off of the bed.

Doctor: Debby, how did you break your leg?

Debby: Well you see, it's because I participated in a Timberland Threesome

by mycatseatcheese August 10, 2013

Shiver me timbers

Suck my balls.

Hey babe, I like it when you shiver me timbers...

by ZuZu Blackstone September 5, 2011

shiver me timbers

Pirate lingo: To go about getting oneself laid.

I'm gonna go see Mindy tonight and shiver me timbers.

by Kuno May 21, 2005

Tumble-Dry

That of a person who sits cautiosly upon a washing machine while eating a muffin, NOT a crusty pie.

Tumble-Dry was waiting for Ken's lesson to be over with. She had laundry to do.

by The Spyder January 29, 2007

timbering

The act of climbing up a tree, standing or felled, with the goal of ascending to its top. Generally done without the assistance of any equipment, analogous to bouldering and buildering. Challenging routes may be added to increase the difficulty of the climb, especially when competing with a friend.

Can be done any where from the trees in a city park to the cleaned out root ball of a stump washed up on shore.

Man, all the rocks out here suck!
Well, we could always go timbering.

by Samanthuel March 31, 2010