Thunder Cunt

A real bitch. A pain in the ass. Usally a women on a power trip

Man , mandy is a real thunder cunt

by baw87 May 1, 2010

steal ones' thunder

(v.) To steal ones' thunder is to draw attention and publicity that should go to someone else to another cause without prior warning.

At the live aid concert, Queen stole everyones' thunder. WE WILL, WE WILL ROCK YOU!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

Thunder Storm

The perfect way of avoiding the awkwardness after a one night stand. Before intercourse, place a pile of shit on the ceiling fan without her noticing. In the morning, crank the ceiling fan on high and as pieces of shit start to fly everywhere, shout, "THUNDER STORM!" and run away.

Guy #1: So was it awkward in the morning?
Guy #2: No dude, I thunder stormed my way out of there before it got weird.

by manwithanorangeforahead July 27, 2010

thunder junk

1. very large penis and testicles
2. person with very large penis and testicles

we call him thunder junk

by smoove October 8, 2003

thunder dumplings

someone who's robust balls are more awe inspiring than their cock

My balls are rather ordinary but Handy's girlfriend claims he has thunder dumplings underneath his nondescript member.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

chocolate thunder

explosive diarrhea

Bob had chocolate thunder all night.

by lsfkn September 11, 2011

thunder sausage

an explosive excrement, usually exceeding 3 inches in diameter

I thought I was going to take a normal dump, but instead, I dropped a thunder sausage.

by FredtheBunny August 23, 2006