throatchop

1)karate punch to the throat of some deserving jackhole; usually delivered with the phrase: "Oh really? How about a fucking throatchop instead?!"

Steve: "Where the hell were you last night?"
Carl: "Jail."
Steve: "What happened?"
Carl: "I was trying to buy corduroys at JCrew but everything was 'bootcut' and all i wanted was a regular pair. When I asked the dude if they had any regular corduroys he snapped, 'We only have the STANDARD bootcut'. So I said, 'STANDARD bootcut?! Really?! How about i give you a STANDARD fucking throatchop instead?!' and I let him have it right there."
Steve: "Shithouse."

by Hog1 October 24, 2003

zimbabwe throat

A really deep throat on a woman, occuring from a super elongated neck. In reference to the african women who wear all those friggin' rings around their neck; most likely so they can swallow the ultimate ding dong.

ron: Damn, check out that chick over there!

charles: Holy shit, look at that giraffe neck on her.

ron: Thats classic zimbabwe throat; shell devour your shit no problem.

by edelberry November 7, 2010

Deep throat

Sexual act when, during fellatio, the male inserts his entire erect penis into the mouth of a partner, going so deep as to put the penis into the partner's throat. Also the name of a pornographic movie that involved the technique.

I deep throated my penis into Megan's mouth as the two of us watched Deep Throat.

by Writermike June 3, 2010

Throat Cunt

Vulgar term to describe a female cum catcher (though can be applied to males as well) that loves and even takes pride in her ability to deepthroat, gag, give head and otherwise have her throat fucked. Usually accompanied with dirty talk and messy, sloppy oral sex.

I live it when you throat fuck me daddy! Can't wait to feel your man cream spray while you slam you cock in and out my throat cunt!

by Daddy_Eros August 29, 2010

Throg

The act of hitting someone using an open hand. Particularly, the act of hitting someone with a karate chop.

I will throg you in the throat if you continue to annoy me.

by VolsFanatic December 27, 2014

bong throat

not necessarily cottonmouth: bong throat is when you take a monster (or just a bad) hit off a bong, and your throat gets so cashed, the hit feels like it clawed your throat the whole way down. it takes a fuckload of hack your lungs out, and gallons of water to flush bong throat out. not fun.

"oh man, i got the WORST bong throat after that massive rip i took! i thought i was gonna die!"

by dasvogel January 11, 2009

throat pudding

A man's cum that a woman swallows

Charlie's wife was giving him head because she couldn't live without the throat pudding.

by Cramerica Industries January 10, 2007