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Thousand Oaks

A quiet, rich suburb just north of LA.

People say its full of snobby rich bitches with silicon

boobs and plastic faces.
People say all the kids are spoiled brats with Audis.
People say it is boring and full of retired Republicans.

Really, those only a few people like that.

But it's also a nice place to grow up.

It's clean and safe and it has nice parks.
No one locks their cars, or their houses, and you never ever ever feel threatened.

Mainly, its just an boring place for teenagers.
:Hi... I'm from... Thousand Oaks
:Oh... (He must be a snob)
(But he's probably not)

:God damn. There's nothing to do in TO(Thousand Oaks).
:True that.
:But we're too lazy to drive into LA.

:OOhhh pretty yellow flowers (actually an invasive and highly agressive spanish mustardseed)

:I'm going to the store. I'll take the car.
:Can't you just walk?
:Walk? What's that?
by SoCAler January 17, 2011
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Spread Those Big,Beautiful Butt-Cheeks

Common phrase in use today!! Its pretty self explanitory,but when it comes down to it.........Youve got this girl that you find so attractive that you can barely contain yousrelf! And when it comes to inspecting that body of hers all you REALLY want to inspect is that AMAZING turd cutter that God granted her with!! Its at this point that youve been so turned on that you ask this beautiful,fuckin sexy,amzing girl to turn around with her back to the mirror and SPREAD THOSE BIG,BEAUTFUL BUTT-CHEEKS so you can see that beautiful brown eye in ALL OF ITS GLORY!!
All Ive been thinking about this whole time weve been 69ing is how after this,all I want you to do is turn your back to the mirror and SPREAD THOSE BIG,BEAUTIFUL BUTT-CHEEKS so I can see that BEAUTIFUL knothole youve been givin!!
by Anferny69 October 16, 2010
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those

I pointed to his pants and asked "What are those?"
by Didda Tinkle May 25, 2004
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Thousandaire

When someone who comes from an impoverished background shows-off with (often tasteless) flashy jewelry, expensive phones, etc. to demonstrate that they are not as broke as their friends; they're "in the big leagues" because they are not living-off welfare, etc. Pretending to be rich on a small budget.
We were in this dump of a club last night, all these thousandaires were showing-off their new cellphones and lame-ass gold chains.
by Timbotron3000 May 30, 2006
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For Those About To Rock

A song written by AC/DC that actually uses CANONS for some of the sound. It was on a record, and soon on a remastered CD & a live CD.
It's a song that inspired a lot of people, especially with the line "For Those About To Rock, We Salute You".
For those about to rock,
We salute you!
For those about to rock,
We salute you!
by Chris June 21, 2004
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pump those breaks

A-yo, pump those breaks son.
by Ayo April 27, 2005
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I'm one thousand three hundred and thirty - sevener than you

Equivalent to I'm 13373|2 than u, except even though it sounds dorky, it is actually cooler.
Haha, I just kicked your ass!

I'm one thousand three hundred and thirty - sevener than you!
by Bob882 August 28, 2004
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