Better to be strong than wear a thong

Better to be a weightlifter or powerlifter than a bodybuilder. Better to be able to lift heavy weights and have functional strength, instead of prancing around on stage, oiled up, wearing a thong.

Weightlifter 1: Look at that guy. He's so huge and ripped!
Weightlifter 2: Yeah but look at the weight he's using. Thats bitch weight!
Weightlifter 1: Oh yeah. Better to be strong than wear a thong.

by GainTrain June 1, 2014

Thong Speed

The speed at which your life outpaces the suspension of disbelief
that all this could really happen to one single person...

I hooked up with a third musician at the festival and my sex life hit thong speed.

by Pagan Marbury September 19, 2005

thong eyes

a.k.a mogolian eyes, the main feature of the east asian people.
an expression created by Kuwaiti students in the U.S. to refer secretly to their asian classmates.

-Wo check that hot thong-eyes!

-OMG thong-eyes piss me off with with their non-stop laughs over anything and everything.

by UzF December 29, 2004

Thong-Dollaz

n. Money made by strippers, esp. cash stuffed in their undergarments by strip-club patrons.

She just had to go and spend all her thong-dollaz on lipo and a cheap-ass boob job.

by A. David Dempster December 10, 2008

thong-dollaz

Noun: Money made by strippers, especially cash stuffed in their undergarments by strip-club patrons.

"Lemme guess, you spent all your thong-dollaz on lipo and a boob job? Of course, in your line of work, those are tax-deductible."

by thongdollaz December 9, 2008

thong-dollaz

Thong-Dollaz (Noun): Money made by strippers, esp. cash stuffed in their undergarments by strip-club patrons.

"Lemme guess. You spent all of your thong-dollaz on lipo and a boob job? Of course, in your line of work, those are tax deductible"

by qcaddict December 10, 2008

thong

I common woman that thinks she is better than everyone around her. They never get alone with other thongs unless they think they are better looking. They normally hang with women that are of no threat to them because they crave all the attention of the men around them.

When a thong comes around you might as well be ready to be emotionally raped

by darkmotive May 29, 2009