by LL Analysts December 19, 2019
Get the Slugging on the tripmug. Girl: Just don't nut in me, I didn't take my birth control today.
Guy: Uh well, I jizzed 5 minutes ago and just been slug knobbing since.
Guy: Uh well, I jizzed 5 minutes ago and just been slug knobbing since.
by helldarwinsfear April 3, 2017
Get the Slug knobbingmug. by The frog October 13, 2016
Get the thug slugmug. Is that a slug, caught in the light?
It would make a tasty delight.
To catch one can be very easy,
I've heard that they taste very cheesy.
Dumping salt on one makes it thirsty.
It might die in a minute thirty.
To cook a slug, it must be placed in a pot,
If it isn't dead it will feel distraught.
Let the pot simmer until the water boils.
The slime from the slug will burn like oils.
A plate is now ready for the slug,
Or maybe it belongs in a mug.
Eating it will be like eating an eel,
Swallow it wrong and it won't be an excellent meal.
If cooked right it will taste better than a frog.
Or maybe even better than a hog.
I recommend you eat it with some grain,
So that the taste can be embedded in your slug sized brain.
It would make a tasty delight.
To catch one can be very easy,
I've heard that they taste very cheesy.
Dumping salt on one makes it thirsty.
It might die in a minute thirty.
To cook a slug, it must be placed in a pot,
If it isn't dead it will feel distraught.
Let the pot simmer until the water boils.
The slime from the slug will burn like oils.
A plate is now ready for the slug,
Or maybe it belongs in a mug.
Eating it will be like eating an eel,
Swallow it wrong and it won't be an excellent meal.
If cooked right it will taste better than a frog.
Or maybe even better than a hog.
I recommend you eat it with some grain,
So that the taste can be embedded in your slug sized brain.
by T H O T P O L I C E October 3, 2018
Get the scrumptious slugsmug. by Jimmy Stephen July 2, 2014
Get the Slug in the chambermug. by Sallytwist July 23, 2016
Get the Slug Logmug. A term commonly used amongst users of powdered chemical compounds used to get off your face.
A slug is an overpacked line - resembling a slug and a snail is an overpacked bomb - a slug in a shell.
A slug is an overpacked line - resembling a slug and a snail is an overpacked bomb - a slug in a shell.
by CARLITO_EL_GRANDE January 20, 2015
Get the Slug / Snailmug.