Ghetto Pony

One that is like a wigger but even more so ghetto as to completly resemble a black man when he walks into a room.

Jason is such a ghetto pony with all that bling and that fuckin clown suit

by adam October 7, 2004

stick pony

The act of masturbating with one hand while the thumb from the other hand is inserted in the anus.

Justin couldn't find any toot, so he hung around the house and rode the stick pony.

by cruiser February 20, 2005

Sparkle pony

A high maintenance person who is unprepared for a harsh work environment and becomes a burden to their teammates. You may keep them around because they make you feel good about yourself, but they are the target of verbal abuse and the butt of jokes.

Worker 1: "Why is Ken still around?"

Worker 2: "Eh. He's a pain but he's easy to make fun of. It's always nice to have a 'sparkle pony' on the team."

by Maverick1849 October 31, 2011

grease pony

A slur typically used against natural red haired individuals with long hair, typically male.

Person 1: I love Megadeth but it’s no wonder Metallica kicked Dave Mustaine out!

Person 2: Exactly! You can never trust a Grease Pony

by Nicktendo69Lmao October 11, 2022

pony dunked

When you are gang raped by a pack of horny urban preeteen boys

Tell you didnt get pony dunked on you way home from work dad

by Swissenchalada December 1, 2016

Click Pony

People that can't help but be manipulated by social media. People that run with social media tricks. Like a Show Pony.

I don't care if you hear Yanny or Laurel. Quit being a Click Pony!

by jgbauer June 6, 2018

juggling the ponies

Giving someone useless tasks to do just for the enjoyment of those watching.

Check out Bob the intern, old man Jones really has him juggling the ponies today.

by jackal38 May 6, 2011