Before entering a vehicle, riders tend to yell out what seat they want. "Shotgun" is the front passenger.
In the back, when there are five riders, the three seats that can be called are "left nut" (left rear), "right nut" (right rear), and "penis" (middle).
However, when there are only three riders, there are no "nuts" to be called. With no "nuts" there can be no "penis" and therefore, whoever sits in the back will call fleshy patch, or the area where the nuts and penis should of been.
In the back, when there are five riders, the three seats that can be called are "left nut" (left rear), "right nut" (right rear), and "penis" (middle).
However, when there are only three riders, there are no "nuts" to be called. With no "nuts" there can be no "penis" and therefore, whoever sits in the back will call fleshy patch, or the area where the nuts and penis should of been.
by Robert November 04, 2005
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A patch of hair that covers the entire taint region. It often thins out but still extends past the top of the asscrack and can even trace it's way up to the navel.
by sweetygrrrl January 12, 2005
a person that was brutally rape behind the head by a horny donkey, and got left with a huge scar of a misrable memeroy.
Adel went to a petting zoo after getting drunk at a party and woke up with a donkey next to him and felt a tingling pain in his head. After going to the hospital the docter said he had a case of cabbage patchness he said it'll take years to recover. After years of pain he still can't think right.
by Sysco August 03, 2006
a nicotine patch with a whole roll of gauze on it. its also soaked with acid. GREAT acid by all means. the patch tapes down a hookah hose connected to a hookah full of kush. and youre sitting in a "giggle" wooden chair. and uh, you have a foot peddle, haha, thats connected to a propane torch. haha. connected to a propane torch that lights the kush, haha, hahaha, hahaha, hah, ha. hahaha and inside the hookah hahaha, is pure tater made whiskey hahahahahaha, hahah.., ahhhh this should go on ideas.com. you should prolly like paste it before we get get office type, hahahahah, you .. ahhh well.. hahahahahahahaha shit.. aids.. oprah bitch
by tater patch September 02, 2010
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