number 9

Known by college students fondly as the shit you have to take the morning after a night of drinking lots of beers

::the next morning:: oh dude i need to take a number 9 real bad!

by PT loves!! May 16, 2007

Number 3

When a woman has to go to the bathroom to change her tampon/pad, or "push out some blood."

Pull the car over honey, I need to use the bathroom. Number one or number 2. Neither, number 3- I need to change my tampon.

by wordelder June 23, 2011

number 9

A random word used to say "what a dumb arse"!

Teacher: What mood are you feeling today?

Student: Today I am feeling a bit idiotic...

Cool kids out the back: Oh man...number 9 fo shizzle!

by vegiepop September 1, 2006

Avocado's Number

Avocado's number is the number of avocados in guacamole.

Person 1: How many avocados do I need to make guacamole?
Person 2: Avocado's number, 6.022E23 avocados/guacamole

by Chemmi838 January 24, 2013

number man

Trustworthy responsible person that you can count on.

Thanks for helping us number man. We can always count on you!

by san ban yo August 12, 2011

"number 8"

When you shit, piss, cum, excrete snot, sweat, blood, puss, and a fart all at the same time.

"Holy fucking shit man i just did "number 8"

by TIMMAH von SHIT September 14, 2007

Number bait

When one person tells another person that they will give them their phone number, but instead trick them and give them someone else's . (normally some kind of fast food place or food shop)

"hey Tom can i get yo number"
"err...suree insert dominoes number}"
"text ya later ;)"

later....

"Rachel you know that boy i was talking about who gave me his number"
"yeh sony,"
"i think he Number bait -ed me"

by BetterThanFhix October 8, 2017