moose munch

Performing Cunnilingus on an unusually large woman

Dude... Davey P was doin the moose munch on that sasquatch last night...

by Herman H April 12, 2007

Shooting the Moose

The act of having sex in general, inspired by the movie Brokeback Mountain, where as one of the main characters fires upon a moose before engaging in hot cowboy mansex.

We were caught Shooting the Moose at the family reunion, that sure didn't go over well with grandma...

by Cousin Spiffy August 7, 2006

loose moose

A hoe who has had sex too much and their vagina is loose.

"Dude! Jess needs to stop flirting with other guys when she has her own boyfriend!"

"I know! She is SUCH a loose moose"

by wtf xAmanda April 19, 2008

Moose Man

a young man who is small like a mouse who gets called moose by a scottish person because of their inability to say mouse.

A nickname for someone slightly large who is sttrange yet cool like a Moose.

a man who has been bitten by a radioactive Moose.

Joshua Clegg.

a gruff sub urban type who says "o'ryt" at every oppurtunity.

"hey Moose Man"
"Hey bill"

by Joshytclegg October 12, 2008

moose meat

a man with a huge cock

tripod, wang, cock, dick, penis

cdm's got moose meat.

girl: omg (insert boys name) has a huge cock
nex time u see dude: whatchu been on moose meat

by 815 bda holla February 25, 2008

moose muffin

when you can see a girls pubes through a wet bathing suit

I can see that girls moose muffin

by Wozzy December 15, 2003

dark moose

THE funniest Moose this side of... Mooseville? or something...

I'm hereby announcing that I accept bribes and other various offerings, such as cold cuts, beer, free cable, and of course pineconez to basically look the other way.

Of course, like all dirty enoforcement, some day I'll turn on you and rat you out.

You may place a bribe here in this thread, and if its good enough, I'll mind my own dirty pig business.

Let's hope Internal Mod Affairs doesn't catch up with me before I get a bunch of free virtual stuff :0)

by r/w September 10, 2004