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golden gloved

synonym for herpes used by boston sports fan after derek jeter received the golden glove.
Dude, I was golden gloved by that blonde chick on my math class.
by papadarra November 17, 2010
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Blue glove

The coating of the blue substance found in a Port-o-Potty on ones penis by letting it dangle in the water.
Jack prolly would have gotten his dick sucked if it wasn't for that blue glove.
by STDfree December 4, 2017
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burger glove

Euphemism for an exceptionally tight-fitting vagina. It fits like a glove, around your beef.
“Wow, I fucked Stacey last night, and damn she has a burger glove!”

Claudius slowly lowered himself down upon Penelope, and inserted his throbbing manhood into her steamy burger glove.
by W.L. Sinclair 3rd December 30, 2020
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bald glove

When you stretch a shaved scrotum over your hand like a glove.
I put on my bald glove before i shook his hand.
by TheBaldGlove December 26, 2015
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True love has no glove

It’s a phrase meaning that partners who are in a deeply committed and trusting relationship engage in an act of intimacy that doesn’t require using condoms, leading to an enhanced and more pleasurable sexual experience.

1. Skin-to-skin contact and increased sensation, giving partners the real unfiltered feeling of PIV like nature intended.

2. Fluid bonding, allowing partners to exchange their body fluids, sharing their DNA.

3. Deeper emotional connection because partners can actually feel each other.

In summary, you and your partner are taking your sex life to the next level…RUBBER-FREE ECSTACY!!! That’s the meaning of “true love” as part of the phrase because when you’re IN true love, you can MAKE true love.

WARNING:

I know this phrase may sound meaningful and inspiring to you but it doesn’t mean you can just go for it, you MUST take proper precautions beforehand. Answer these questions below:

Are you in a committed long-term relationship?

Have you and your partner been medically checked in order to know if you’re both clean?

Is your partner on birth control?

Do you trust your partner?

Does your partner trust you?

If your answers are all “yes”, then you can go for it!
James: "Hey Tom, my wife and I are gonna be making love tonight."

Tom: "Good for you, James!"

James: "But this time, I'm not gonna use a condom."

Tom: "Wow, that's awesome, you're gonna feel her for the first time!"

James: "I know, right? I talked to her about it yesterday and she agreed!"

Tom: "James, you know what they say?"

Both: "True love has no glove!"
by I.M. Abdullah February 17, 2024
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Golden Gloved

The act of urinating into a latex glove and then slapping someone and popping it on your partners face
I got golden gloved last night and totally wasn’t expecting it!
by Masterdebator1234567 January 2, 2019
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Glue Glove

When you ejaculate in your hand after coitus or masturbation and then proceed to high five someone.
Yo bro, after Vicky and I boned I totally gave her a glue glove.
by Fyce May 8, 2020
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