A piece of text ranging from 1 to 160 characters which is used specifically for the purpose of letting the world know about your self diagnoses and your self deprecation for a solid criticism wall and don't get me started on the edgy jokes.
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Silas Snell explained to his wife, that his hands were shaking and felt dizzy due to twitter jitter. While tweeting to his 15 followers..
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The director of the upcoming film was fired after a daring twitter archaeologist uncovered lyrics posted from an NWA song 8 years ago.
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Pedo: Honestly, I think children can consent starting at age nine.
Twitter Chungus Member: Is this your address? 123 Sesame Street
Pedo: *deactivates*
Twitter Chungus Member: Is this your address? 123 Sesame Street
Pedo: *deactivates*
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*phone goes off a second later*
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*phone goes off rhythmically, one every second*
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*phone goes off a second later*
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