Teddy

Definitely the type of guy that eats ass for a living

Did you hear about that guy being an asshole? He has to be a Teddy

by PiggyInABlankry November 23, 2021

Teddy Beared

When using the mystery box in Call of Duty World at War Zamobie Nazis, you receive the Teddy bear as a reward. Which in turn sends the mystery box to another destintion.

Ex1- Aw man you Fucking Teddy Beared it.

Or if u with Brithish people- Aw you fucking yankee wankier you Teddy Beared it!

by Real Ass White Nicca October 27, 2009

Teddy Bear

Nickname for Richie Incognito

The Teddy Bear was named the dirtiest NFL player one year.

by Coop Dupe January 14, 2025

Teddy Lupin

A literal angel. And our very own Hufflepunk.

You know, that Teddy Lupin sure is one Hufflepunk!

by Ispeakfluentsarcasm42 June 16, 2022

Teddy

Teddy is a god in the god universe, he is insanely strong.
He fought evil teddy in 2018, he nearly lost, but he pulled through and won.
But where is evil teddy now?

Teddy fl

by DanielSanSen November 8, 2021

Teddy

People named Teddy are not funny people.

Teddy isn’t as funny as Erin.

by not.erin November 24, 2021

Teddy Ruxpin’s Lighthouse

While in the act of performing Teddy Ruxpin on a female, the male (usually short in stature with ample body hair; opens the window and has his partner bite on a toy Glow Worm from the same family of Mattel children’s toys from the 1980s. Thus keeping her quiet, while also getting the attention of anyone walking by…
Typically this involves doggy style sex while using the female’s back as a stand to hold a children’s book, so that the Male (“Teddy Ruxpin”) can read her a children’s story while thrusting.

I can’t believe I let Jeff Teddy Ruxpin’s Lighthouse me again…someone walking their dog stared at us for like 10 minutes. It was kinda hot!

by 2family4jeff January 27, 2023