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[Old Teddy]

Would you tell your friends if you slept with an Old Teddy?
by Vera12345 August 4, 2008
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Teddy-Any, Teddy-Bear, Teddy- Cat, And Teddy-Dog

Teddy-Any, Teddy-Bear, Teddy- Cat, And Teddy-Dog
Teddy-Any, Teddy-Bear, Teddy- Cat, And Teddy-Dog
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<.7.9.7.6.>It SMells Like Cream Cheese & Teddy-Dogs<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>It SMells Like Cream Cheese & Teddy-Dogs<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>It SMells Like Cream Cheese & Teddy-Dogs<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025
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Teddy

People named Teddy are not funny people.
by not.erin November 24, 2021
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Teddy Ruxpin’s Lighthouse

While in the act of performing Teddy Ruxpin on a female, the male (usually short in stature with ample body hair; opens the window and has his partner bite on a toy Glow Worm from the same family of Mattel children’s toys from the 1980s. Thus keeping her quiet, while also getting the attention of anyone walking by…
Typically this involves doggy style sex while using the female’s back as a stand to hold a children’s book, so that the Male (“Teddy Ruxpin”) can read her a children’s story while thrusting.
I can’t believe I let Jeff Teddy Ruxpin’s Lighthouse me again…someone walking their dog stared at us for like 10 minutes. It was kinda hot!
by 2family4jeff January 27, 2023
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Teddy Land

A land where you get fucked by teddys or get enlisted for their army
by ChasseStraße May 8, 2022
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Queen Of Teddy Grahams

Meriam Boutissant
Meriam Boutissant is the Queen of Teddy Grahams
by king of teddy grahams May 28, 2021
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