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baron guard

Position called in League of Legends at champion select to troll noobs who think you will actually be guarding baron the whole game.
Fag1: mid
Fag2: top
You: baron guard.
Fag1: omg wtf r u new?
Fag2: some1 doge!!11!
You: did one of u want baron guard?
by rabifant August 24, 2014
mugGet the baron guardmug.

TV Guard

A ghost which guards a TV and takes control on what you watch

Also the TV Guard can get out of the TV and go to another TV.
No example lel also TV Guard can sometimes be useless cuz it's lazy as heck
by Spooder-Mana November 3, 2021
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yard guard

An article of clothing i.e. sweatshirt, sweater etc. to cover a woman's rear end (back yard)
Every day Amy wears a different yard guard to keep all the guys from staring at her ass
by Tee K May 14, 2014
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guard on

When someone in a recreational sport guards only one person through the entire game, usually because of a crush or something of the sort.
"Bro, in gym today Sally would not stop covering you. Thats a guard on if I've ever seen one."

"Hey, Mike... I'm kind of worried about you. At the Y earlier today, you definitely had a guard on for Jim. Does your wife know about this?"
by Legsman February 10, 2010
mugGet the guard onmug.

dark honour guard

Gay ass niggers who died defending the Emperor in the last Jedi movie.
by Zemian March 19, 2018
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Armed guards

Hym "They can just pick another target. A mall. Wait for them to go outside for recess. Find out what time the school lets out and spray the courtyard. But there is a through-line. It's very consistent. Armed guards aren't going to do anything. Gun bans aren't going to do anything. What type of people shoot up schools? Is it almosted entirely groups of people who are demonized for one reason or another? Why not just stop demonizing them? 'Well, because demonization is an effective tool for ideological control and if we don't demonize them people will imitate them or won't be incentivized be more like me.' There it is. It's all just ideological control. That's you trying to reserve the right to control people. And if you're going to do keep trying it you're going to keep getting what you deserve..."
by Hym Iam April 4, 2023
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