Fountain of Archimedes

A performance involving the concurrent consumption of beer, and public urination. The performer typically executes this by synchronizing the production of urine with the initiation of a "waterfall" stylistic-drinking manoeuvre, and shall attempt to demonstrate technical artistry by actively controlling the volumetric beer flow-rate in precise response to changes sensed in the urine stream pressure-drop.

Sufficiently skillful execution results in a suspension of disbelief for all observers of the intended suggestion, viz., that the beer is indeed flowing directly between the performer's esophagus and distal urinary meatus, mysteriously circumventing the natural physiological processes which ordinarily conduct such fluid transport operations over a considerably longer time frame.
Observer 1: (Hands a can of beer to the performer)
Performer: (Unseals the can, assumes a customary urination stance and takes out his penis)
Observer 1: "Yea, though the very notion of it be most incredulous, verily I am compelled to inquire: Do you truly mean to void your water, unduly in my presence, bro?"
Observer 2: "I beg to assure you bro, with the entirety of my conviction, that the scene which unfolds before us is not one of capricious folly! But lo, what sport! Indeed, what exquisite fortune! For bro means to gift the lot of us with the hallowed spectacle of a Fountain of Archimedes!"
Performer: (Begins simultaneously pissing and pouring beer from the can into his mouth)
Observer 1: "Good God, bro! But what fantastic machinations must bro be cloistering in his very form, that might afford him the commission of such a prodigious feat? I find myself overcome by titillation, bro, inundating my senses and, yea, my very wit to such a degree that surely I shall have to swoon down upon the earth this very instant if I am to retain any semblance of dignity! And shall I dare to regale my bros in absentia with such unconscionable witness, on pain of being rightly diminished in credibility to that of some crazed, braying beast, its brains having been riven with holes from foraging upon a most devilish specimen of the noxious weeds - ...."
(Everyone else has left)
by spider kidsz April 24, 2025
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Water Fountain

To finish, as a man, and land your ejaculate into your own mouth
“I think I might water fountain right now.”

The dude’s water fountain was crazy big!”

“He was water fountaining like a pro.”
by tntcls January 13, 2025
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Cadbury Egg Fountain

When a man pulls out of another mans ass and his schwantz is covered in brown shit. He then blows a hot load of sweet cream into his bros face.
Rob asked Kyle for a Cadbury Egg Fountain to celebrate his wedding
by Rexlba February 22, 2025
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red fountain

When one proceeds to butt drink but has hemorrhoids so one starts to bleed out of one's ass
This girl got a red fountain from butt drinking too much butt drinking hemorrhoids
by BS123 February 11, 2017
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Fountain of Youth

When someone finishes in the mouth of their partner after oral sex, and the sperm and semen is overflowing in their mouth, and they begin to drool it out, like a fountain.
I went crazy with my girlfriend last night, I gave her a Fountain of Youth
by Officialproblemchild February 20, 2022
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Jomac Fountain

When you keep male ejaculation at back of your throat as you sneeze and shoot it out your nostril.
"Did you hear that glad done a jomac fountain"
by Gewbacca February 25, 2025
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