13 yo #1: Yo bro why were you out of school yesterday
13 yo #2: I was sick. I got that cockbig-19
both 13 yo: break into hysterics
13 yo #2: I was sick. I got that cockbig-19
both 13 yo: break into hysterics
by b@dch0ices October 21, 2020
Get the cockbig-19mug. National kiss your crush. On this day you can go and kiss your crush and if they kissed or push away they have to do 10 push-ups.
by @sheknows._noah December 22, 2020
Get the Januray 19mug. Today is September 19th so you know what that means.....NATIONAL BLOWJOB DAY!!! All the boys are getting blowjobs on this day
by HH102030 April 2, 2021
Get the September 19mug. by goddess792 October 19, 2019
Get the october 19mug. It is well known that all children birthed on this day are destined to be raging homosexuals unless able to dunk on a 10ft goal by the 6th grade. No exceptions it’s just the facts.
Doctor - “My deepest apologies ma’am your son is due February 19 and your genes aren’t likely to give him any ups”
Mom - “Oh fuck oh shit... my little boy’s gonna be a fruit and there’s nothing I can do... I guess it’s time to bring out the vacuum...”
Mom - “Oh fuck oh shit... my little boy’s gonna be a fruit and there’s nothing I can do... I guess it’s time to bring out the vacuum...”
by NotASenatorNamedDave February 14, 2020
Get the February 19mug. by Scoomplie November 15, 2020
Get the Nov. 19mug. The popular volleyball anime “Haikyu!!” day. Haikyu can be written as 819 in Japanese and so the date is known as Haikyu day.
Person 1: My friend told me something’s happening on Friday, do you know what it is?
Person 2: On Friday? It’s August 19 on Friday right? It’s Haikyu day!
Person 2: On Friday? It’s August 19 on Friday right? It’s Haikyu day!
by ViridoCervo January 29, 2021
Get the August 19mug.