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Genie-arse

a Genie-arse/ genie-ass is someone who's smarter than a smartarse/smartass. it's also a play on the word genius.
Don't be a smartass! -
I'm not a smartass! I'm a Genie-arse!
by geniearse May 25, 2018
mugGet the Genie-arsemug.

acid arse

An incredable painful feeling in the anus as if acid has been poured in with a funnel, usually after over indulging in spicy foods in the previous 8 hours.
Person A : Ahh man, I have awful acid arse this morning

Person B : What did you eat last night?

Person A : A large vindaloo, spicy onions and pakora with hot sauce followed by a large spicy meatball pizza with Jalapenos.

Person B : No wonder, fuckwit.
by Chrissy Bhoy December 25, 2008
mugGet the acid arsemug.

spunk in arse

"I can't wait to spunk in arse at the club tonight mate"
by mrflabbyarse June 13, 2017
mugGet the spunk in arsemug.

arse blinder

Arse Blinder
n
1. A person who fucks arses
2. Slang, a contemptible or disreputable person
3. Slgan, a fellow; a chap "He's a silly little arse blinder, then"

v
arse blinder, arse blinding, arse blinded - Vulgar Slang

v.tr
1. to practice buggery
2. to ruin, frustrate or complicate
3. to tire, weary
4. to damn

interj
Slang an exclamation of annoyance or disappointment
That final hill was an absolute arse blinder bugger

Arse Blinder! wanker, prat, fuckwit, gobshite
by foundryman September 30, 2012
mugGet the arse blindermug.

Arse Stoat

For when you absolutely have to savage that fucktard beyond all recognition for pissing you off so monumentally mere words are not sufficient....To be used with caution...arse stoats are vicious and liable to turn even on their owners without warning
Dear god.....which part of the sentance fuck off and die are you struggling to understand....thats it...release the arse stoat.....
by nre1975 March 12, 2011
mugGet the Arse Stoatmug.

Holy Arse

When you look at a girls arse and you cant help but stare
Damn! she has a Holy Arse
by 3-Man July 1, 2016
mugGet the Holy Arsemug.

arse-rider

An annoying prink who latches onto your exact walk speed and trajectory and then continues to follow you 'up your arse' all the journey. Can only be stopped with a sudden halt, which may result in a rear-ending, depending on how closely they are following you. Also applicable when driving.
E'yar mate this dickhead behind us is being a right arse-rider! He has followed us all the way home. I am about to slam on the brakes, hopefully he fucks off.
by leede January 9, 2016
mugGet the arse-ridermug.

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