arse hash

Hashish that has been smuggled in someone's rectum

Danny sold me some of his arse hash. It was good shit.

by drploppy December 4, 2016

arse-rider

An annoying prink who latches onto your exact walk speed and trajectory and then continues to follow you 'up your arse' all the journey. Can only be stopped with a sudden halt, which may result in a rear-ending, depending on how closely they are following you. Also applicable when driving.

E'yar mate this dickhead behind us is being a right arse-rider! He has followed us all the way home. I am about to slam on the brakes, hopefully he fucks off.

by leede January 9, 2016

Genie-arse

a Genie-arse/ genie-ass is someone who's smarter than a smartarse/smartass. it's also a play on the word genius.

Don't be a smartass! -
I'm not a smartass! I'm a Genie-arse!

by geniearse May 25, 2018

Tight-arse

Tim Watson

Tim Watson never buys a round. He’s a tight-arse.

by Quackquackquack1204 May 24, 2019

Arse mask

Smeared shit across the face, giving the appearance of a mask.

He had forgotten it was Halloween. The shops were shut, so he had to apply an arse mask.

by Zonal K September 29, 2019

spunk in arse

blow your load in a lady's arse hole

"I can't wait to spunk in arse at the club tonight mate"

by mrflabbyarse June 13, 2017

gargle arse

Gargle arse- is the descriptive word when someone's fart resembles and embodies a gargling drain..

Did you hear richs' fart. He's a right gargle arse

by Gargle arse November 14, 2017