When you get absolutely ass raped by some scrub it feels like they are dragging your testicles on the floor at the speed of a boeing 747.
Random person absolutely destroys you in game.
Xbox chat: that scrub just took you on a testicle testdrive
Xbox chat: that scrub just took you on a testicle testdrive
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by McBluffin82 November 20, 2020
Get the Testicle Sniffer mug.When two dudes are fucking one woman and the scrotum from one of either bounce, graze, slap, knock, tag, etc., against the other pokers scrotum.
Hey man! Your balls are like wingnuts bouncing on a drum. When we were nailing her your balls and my balls were knocking hard and fast like a mad mother fucker pounding on a cheater's panic room. Too much testicle tag for me. I'm sorry, but your balls have got to go.
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Get the Testicles mug.Ouchess, Ballus - Or better known as known as Testicle(s), are orb like objects that dangle in a sack attached to a man’s scrotum. The size of the testicle(s), is measured by how a man lives out his life (the braver man, the larger the testicles), and so on. These testicles, however, are also a man’s weakest point, as they cannot be covered up by muscle, and thus, are very susceptible to a woman’s high heels.
Note: They are also referred to as “Balls”
Note: They are also referred to as “Balls”
1. P1 “yo, I just messed a guy up so hard, he ain’t gonna be walking for days.”
P2 “Aye, you got the biggest balls.”
2. P1 “She kicked me right in the balls.”
3. P1 “I’m sorry to inform you sir, there’s no easy way to put this…”
P2 “So what’s the problem doctor?”
P1 “You have stage four testicular cancer.”
P1 “Fuck.”
4. “Do your balls hang low, do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow?”
5. “A man licking another man’s testicle(s) is gay.”
P2 “Aye, you got the biggest balls.”
2. P1 “She kicked me right in the balls.”
3. P1 “I’m sorry to inform you sir, there’s no easy way to put this…”
P2 “So what’s the problem doctor?”
P1 “You have stage four testicular cancer.”
P1 “Fuck.”
4. “Do your balls hang low, do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow?”
5. “A man licking another man’s testicle(s) is gay.”
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