Tear of Terror

A Tear of Terror takes place when wiping your ass and your finger or fingers break through the TP into the mess that's left on your ass.

After taking a shit at school and using their cheap ass 1/232 ply TP, the Tear of Terror took place. Worked for a half hour getting the shit out from under my finger nails.

by Cramerica Industries December 17, 2021

terrorism

fun

terrorism is fun

by homoflow on soundcloud May 3, 2022

international terrorism

An extremist ideology with genocidal and vengeful leanings that was made infamous by Osama bin Laden and his organization, al-Qaeda; it's responsible for the destruction of two US embassies in East Africa (1998) and the original World Trade Center Twin Towers in New York (2001).

Counterterrorists: No high-rise building will be safe and secure unless international terrorism is eliminated from the face of the Earth!
Anti-war people: It will never be possible to win the War on Terror - international terrorists are very genocidal toward their worst enemies and vengeful for their fallen comrades!

by LaserVideoTube June 30, 2022

gastric terrorism

The use of foodstuffs and tasty treats to inspire fatness in an individual or group of people. Common during the holiday season. While related to "diet sabotage," the nuances are slightly different.

-"Someone left an entire loaf of pumpkin bread and a platter of cake pops in the kitchen at work, this gastric terrorism is getting out of hand."

-"I'm gonna leave a chocolate chip brownie on his desk, his weak will won't be able to resist such temptation."
-"You're such a gastric terrorist."

by rud0lph December 20, 2013

Terror Poot

A terror poot is a fart that escapes when one is truly terrified.

"Ah, man that smells. Did someone just rip a terror poot?"

by dizzieman March 13, 2024

Soundbite Terrorism

A person who attacks someone's character based on a soundbite or meme of a completely out of context statement without any further research into the truth.

This soundbite terrorism is tedious!

by Sybill G. Dizzordre September 21, 2021

TERRORISM

What happens after eating Taco Bell.

I think I just committed terrorism in your bathroom

by Cookypookie November 27, 2023