Telyx

A Banyan, and the greatest unknown scientist and theoretician the world has ever not known. Able to kill with brainpower alone, he has a fantastic power-to-weight ratio too, which comes in handy when he's had a few.

Some quack was babbling about "intelligent design" and "creationism theory," so Telyx began explaining the Big Bang and Inflation, and the quack exploded into dust.

by Lord Telyx of Monroe April 11, 2003

teddy's disease

Named after a dog named Teddy (AKA Tedford Stevens III, the dog) who is had his eye pulled out by a larger dog and spent two weeks in recovery after being hit by a car. The disease is characterized by extreme impusiveness, ignorance, irrationality, and belief in their own inteligence, and/or athletic prowess. In some cases, there is a delusion of grandeur. In reality, Teddy's disease patients are victims of their own bad reasoning. They constantly get into trouble in every way possible. They see no problem walking down a crime infested street, and they typically drive very badly resulting in multiple car accidents before the age of 25. Patients usually live a long life, but their lives are full of problems and they are never really able to "get it together."

Friends and families of Teddy's disease patients typically suffer more because they become responsible for the patient, especially when the he or she is in need of medical attention. This is terribly frustrating.
Known patients of Teddy's disease: Randy "The Ram" (The Wrestler), Donald Trump, and Lindsey Lohan.
Teddy's disease is similar to Sheen's disorder but with less cocaine, prostitutes and porn stars.
Teddy's disease (AKA Stevens'disorder) is possibly a genetic malady. Reseach on the disorder is ongoing.

Jackie was in another car accident? Jeez, that's the third one this year. You know, he might have undiagnosed Teddy's disease.

Randy "The Ram" had Teddy's disease. Just when his life was going okay, he did something stupid to totally screw it up. He just couldn't get it together.
Teddy the dog (much like most small dogs) has Teddy's. Just when he found a good home with nice people, he picked a fight with a big dog and ran in front of a car. He just can't get it together.

by vordmeister June 12, 2011

teddy bear gang

a hella dangerous gang started in florida, not to be fucked with.

damn homes you should stay inside, the teddy bear gang is outside rn

by Altszio February 28, 2019

Teddy

a teddy is a very good friend but he takes advantage of you, also a man whore who makes himself look less attractive by shaving his head

hey guys im teddy and I don't know how to communicate with human beings

by Isabella Roberts July 28, 2019

Teddy

Teddy's most likely like to be the life of the party, they're down to earth but the cons of Teddy's they ditch their loved ones for partying and drugs, they have a bad temper and usually hurt those who care about him. Teddy's have major anger issues, and what they spew out of their mouth are snakes and frogs! Teddy only cares about himself and snorting coke!

Christina: What's the matter Lisa? Why are you sad?
Lisa: Teddy yelled at me for no reason!
Christina: Again? Teddy seems to have an anger issue....

by Heathens1312 August 28, 2019

teddy

teddy is a guy who seems like he would be the best person in the world but he’s not he will ruin your life you say or do a bad thing around him your in trouble he hates the word no so you have to deal with what he says because teddy is a scary person but on the inside teddy is scared he’s a little pussy you need to be careful if you know a teddy.

“look here comes teddy let’s hide”

by tiktok addict February 21, 2020

Teddypig

A Teddy Bear And A Pig Put Together.

Cjs A Teddypig. :)

by Dreammaaa June 29, 2011