Tech Support

A person who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge

I thought tech support would be able to assist me but they were clueless

by mafiageek69 September 17, 2024

Tech-tarded

One who has difficulties using technology

He was too tech-tarded to search the web

by dracopiaz January 16, 2025

Tech Baddie

A Tech Baddie is a fierce, brave, innovative, and confident woman in tech who has forged their own path. They've moved beyond playing it safe, embracing risks, and discovering their inner power. They're unapologetically themselves, focused on achieving their goals, and inspiring others. A Tech Baddie isn't about partying, but about creating impact and maybe a few killer codes along the way, because they aren’t just a part of tech, they are evolving it.

Brooke, the tech baddie, fuels innovation by hosting engaging podcasts featuring industry experts and rising talent, sparking conversations that ignite further creativity.

Yo, she a tech baddie…

by thebiblicallyhotmom February 11, 2025

Tech Butler

A sarcastic term for an IT professional, developer, or tech-savvy person who is constantly asked to perform menial or personal tech tasks that fall far outside their actual job description. These tasks often include fixing home Wi-Fi, resetting passwords, setting up someone's new phone, or explaining how to open a PDF — usually for coworkers, friends, or family members who treat them like on-call digital servants.

Used when:
Someone expects tech support on demand, no matter how irrelevant or inappropriate the request is.

Boss: "Hey, can you help me install TikTok on my daughter's iPad real quick?"
Dev: "I'm deploying a critical update right now."
Boss: "It'll only take a sec."
Dev: "Right. Because I’m your Tech Butler."

by TruthTriumph April 15, 2025

Tech / Techy

(adj.) Definition - (Tech / Techy) A display of advanced refined skill, precision, or mastery
slang for technique, technical or methodical

(Tech / Techy) for example

- scoring a 10/10 on an exam*
- showering in the morning

- scoring a half court shot

this would be regarded as TECH - An appropriate response would be: "Bro, that is so tech!" "yo that's Techy" "That's the tech bro"

by Chuzz House November 11, 2025

World Wide Web Wide Tech Support

WWWW tech support is the best tech support company to ever exist with the best tech professionals

My printer wasn't working yesterday so I called the World Wide Web Wide Tech Support and they fixed my printer for only 5 $500 google play cards!!!

by A tech support penguin March 18, 2021

Instrument Tech

A God among men. The most badass and intelligent son of a bitch to walk onto a jobsite. Rumored to outclass, outwork, and straight up outgun any electrician that comes in his path. Sparkys beware of this godlike creature for it is said that even gazing upon their greatness can turn even the strongest man into a hollow shelled panzy crying for his momma. Revered as the brains of the operation.

The instrument tech reigned supreme over the crybaby electricians.

by Techboss24 May 27, 2016