Taskia and Sam

Ahhhhhhh

Taskia and Sam the best combination

Such a HOT couple

Sam is a year younger than taskia

Taskia is such a hottie to sam

OMG did you see taskia and sam at the canteen sam was so close to her its like he WANTS IT.

Sammy pants and taskia up the tree K - I - S - S - I - N - G

by ISHIPTASKIAANDSAMUEL June 14, 2022

Taskia

That one girl who can take a picture of you in the toilet while your wiping

TASKIA is so weird

Yeah shes so weird taskia

by ISHIPTASKIAANDSAMUEL June 15, 2022

Talking to Bert

This phrase is commonly used to describe the means to jack-off, or as some say masturbate, as an excuse to doing something.

This term Bert comes from Master Bert, a member of Seasme Street. Which is also subliminal messaging.

Guy: Hey pal, why didn't you come hang out last night?
Pal: Oh sorry! I had an important phone call. I was talking to Bert.

You can also play with Bert, dance with Bert or pretty much do anything you can think of with him. Bert is basically another way of saying jacking off.

by macpolo11 July 22, 2011

taking a crosby

The act of a male sitting down while peeing

"Im feeling real feminine right now i just took a crosby"

Look at jim over there, he must be on his period

yea hes taking a crosby

by FlyersFan September 24, 2012

Taking a Strass

another saying for making a bowel movement.

So there I was sitting on the toilet Taking a Strass when my cell phone went off.

by skettyjoe November 14, 2013

taking the elevator

When someone uses means of climbing their way to the top that other would deem cheap or unfair. Usually (but not always) refers to online games with a ladder ranking system. People who "take the elevator instead of the ladder" will use powerful characters, weapons, or tactics that they know all too well are soon to receive the ban hammer or their bullshitly high power to skill ratio in order to get as high up on the ranking ladder for the game as they can, usually for fame, respect, and power in the community.

David took the elevator instead of the corporate ladder to become VP of his company by brown nosing the boss.

Many of the newer or less experienced players on Pokemon Showdown were taking the elevator instead of the ladder by abusing the fuck out of Mega Gengar before its imminent ban from OU. The ladder gets reset after each ban anyways, so the joke is on them.

by FatherofGray October 20, 2014

talking smash

When you talk smack and trash about someone/something at the same time. An uber insult.

"Don't be talking smash about me behind my back."

by Shrek is Dreck November 13, 2014