batman superman syndrome

When your friend group has 2 alpha males

I think we have batman superman syndrome

by Chillaxe June 8, 2016

superman

Superman V - the verb. Yes, "Superman" has a verb form.

When you do something, usually involving spending lots of money in a stylish way, so that people get punked, or blown away.

"Those two hotties I pulled from the club? Actually when I got there, they were talking with these two lame black guys. I walked up, Rolex, Armani, and order two bottles of Dom straight off the bat. Light up a Cuban, then introduce myself to the ladies. I supermanned those two boys so hard they fell out of the club and rolled down the street."

or

"Last night I supermanned that ho so hard she was begging for the cock all through dinner. I took her to that swish place at the top of Central Tower, $350 a head. Ordering champagne all night was just the start - I think between when George Clooney came up and introduced himself to me, and when I pulled out my platinum card, she realised she was in the presence of a true Superman."

by someone else stole my fucking name December 27, 2007

Superman

When a guy is peeing in the bathroom and doesn't close the door the whole way, and a drunken girl purposely falls into the door to open it and reveal him urinating. The guy then looks over his shoulder with a creepy clownish grin.

Joe walked into the bathroom not knowing that Ally would purposely superman the door to catch a glimpse

by Clugg April 4, 2009

superman

eminem's 3rd alter ego besides marshall mathers and slim shady, says female's lie, goes out with girls who he just met and fuk'd. doesn't give a fuk about women who make him hurl.

i can't be your superman

by rico suave July 13, 2003

superman

to fist your girlfriend while laying on your stomach

to act like superman flying

by JATL December 3, 2007

Superman

Superman is a lame and stupid superhero from a stupid comic book. Superman is especially not better than CATWOMAN (the best superhero ever). His powers are useless and he is quite ugly. He wears red underwear over blue tights (attractive....NOT) and a red cape with a yellow S on his chest. Which supposedly stands for superman but i think it is meant to stand for stupidman.

This, especially compared to Catwoman (another superhero), makes him stupid and worthless.

OMG what is that ugly thing in the sky?

I think its superman

Oh man that sucks, I want catwoman to save our day.

I agree.

by Sallyyyx October 17, 2010

superman

when your lady is sleeping place you ass above her face facing her feet slap her stomach and throw your arms forward and say wooosh this will startle the female and her face will then enter your ass

i gave my girlfriend a superman last night... she was pissed, it was awsome

by KevBo541 May 4, 2011