to save your sinking Titanic

to do everything humanely possible to save one's big time failing school/university semester

mom: go do your homework

son: go away. im off to a friend's house

mom: in which case, i refuse to help you to save your sinking titanic

by Sexydimma October 2, 2020

Stop thinking with your clit

Just like how there’s a very common saying, stop thinking with your dick which is when guys make a decision based on their horniness in order to satisfy their dick without thinking about the consequences.

There’s stop thinking with your clit (short for clitoris) for girls when they make decisions based on their horniness in order to satisfy their vagina.

Why are you calling that guy ? Stop thinking with your clit Karen!

by iamsecretlybatman July 9, 2021

Critical Thinking

A term that's often mixed up with contrarianism, unfortunately. This can lead to people supporting evil beliefs and values just to look like a "critical thinker" when they are in fact no closer to a critical thinker than someone who blindly follows popular belief.

"critical thinker": In my humble opinion and contrary to the boring beliefs of the NPCs surrounding me, I think that rape, torture, murder, and genocide are morally right and the age of consent should be abolished

Normal Person: No you stupid son of a bitch blindly going against popular belief isn't critical thinking. You're just as NPC-ish as the people you call NPCs. Contrarianism ≠ Critical Thinking

by Silicosis9324 July 14, 2023

slinking round

when a person is getting slizzard all over the place while watching their grandma take shots.

I had a ton of tequila and so I invited my grandma over then I slinked round for an hour and I told my friends, "yo i'm slinking round."

by yatta di December 4, 2010

splinking

When a person repeatedly blinking while talking.

O he's splinking so much I can't here him

by tias mama November 29, 2015

sinking both boats

When you insult or otherwise harm yourself to insult or otherwise harm another.

Guy 1: I bet I've had 20 times as many girlfriends as you
Guy 2: 0 girlfriends times 20 equals 0 girlfriends, idiot
(Guy 2 is sinking both boats)

by Nolege mon January 2, 2016

Sinking Baskets

To stick one's own dick in their ass. The protrusion of balls from out the ring of the anus, appearing similar to midshot sinking a basketball in a hoop.

Did you hear what Rick got up to last night? I heard he tried Sinking Baskets and couldn't reach.

by Yui Dictionary June 17, 2021