Sweetch

A russian DJ

"dude check out that Sweetch, he spins mad good"

by tjmaddoxx January 16, 2009

Stretch Armstrong

Remember how Stretch Armstrong worked? Getting a Stretch Armstrong is when your lame ass gets totally crucified by your sister in Fantasy Football so bad that it feels like she pulled your arms out of the socket until the icky goo inside you oozed out.

Wow! Adam's sister really gave him a Stretch Armstrong this week...117 to 49! What a pickle smoocher!

by Amherst CFB's September 11, 2006

sneetch

a woman's vagina, a woman's space

It must be that time of the month cause her sneetch smells

by Dat Bytch May 8, 2007

[SNEETCH]

A neezy with too much time on his hands so what he does is sneetch...in other words he informs others of their flaws or the error in their ways. These characters are generally found in ditches, with stitches all over their body inflicted on them by those they sneetched on.

Reisman, Mike Tyson, Weezy, Kim Jong-il, Confucius

"Man, why are your pant legs ripped?"
"Dun Sneetch"

"You can't steal candy from the tuck shop!"
"Alex...dun sneetch"

by DaGRINCH October 18, 2008

SuBo stretch

when one guy has his head stuck up the ass whilst the other is up the pussy of someone who looks like susan boyle. Optional headwear is advised such as a swimming cap.

Oh hey did you see me subo stretch last night?

I was watching tv and saw susan boyle, i immediately wanted to subo stretch that shit.

I spent last night subo stretching, it was a right laugh.

did you see me subo stretching in PE? it was dynamic and extremely arousing.

by pedo kennedy December 18, 2010

Stretch

verb used when you need to air out under your arms

when i was at school today i really had to stretch.

by noonecares November 3, 2003

Stretchy

One who has no eye lashes. May experience sore eyelids.

" That kid is a stretchy...where did his eyelashes go?"

by popo's on the tail April 1, 2009