Squished Mosquito

The pressing of bare male genitalia against a pane of glass.

A man drops trow, and presses his penis and testicles up against a pane of glass. The squished appearance resembles that of a squished mosquito.

by BLUDVLZ June 13, 2013

squijet

An unborn baby that is keeping it's Gender a secret until it takes it's first breathe of air

Avoiding ultra sound photo either by choice or by choice of the parent a squijet will kick and manuvere itself usually with leg or back in the appropriate area so as not to expose gender.

by The unknown Grandmum November 3, 2013

squish the cat

working a vagina really hard

I've been on the road all week so when I get home I'll throw my wife in bed and squish the cat flat!

by vajunkguy October 26, 2014

squishability

The ability for something to stay squished. ie: the squishability of my ear plugs is not so great.

the squishability of my ear plugs is not so great.

by mandado12 July 9, 2014

squishness

The amount by which an object can be squished.

The squishness of Marty's drafting chair was enough to cushion his toosh!

by the cad teach September 18, 2014

squished twinkie

When your in a three way and one guys doing anal and the other one is receiving oral sex and the girl farts and burps at the same time making it look as if you have squished a twinkie.

"April really screwed us when she gave us that squished twinkie"

by Mcbeatty March 10, 2016

squiger bun

Strange exotic creature that is part bunny, tiger, and squirrel

Also known as: squigny

Found in a galaxy far far away

My best friend is a squiger bun

by Blondie06 July 23, 2016