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Spunk Deflectors

Eye protection glasses which is worn by someone who likes to keep their eyes open or doesn't want to miss the happy ending when receiving a load of cum all over their face.
The Horny Bored Wife HBW called a plumber round to unblock her sink but she ended up unblocking him when he spunked over her face. Lucky she was wearing her Spunk Deflectors or his load would have gone in her eyes.
by The Plumber Jezza J February 8, 2018
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spilker

Originally from Germany. Meaning runner of a mill
Type of name. Used in a sentence as hey Spilker come here
by Dspilky89 April 7, 2018
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Spunk Punk'd

When you are having protected sex with someone and you, rather sneakily, remove the condom and blow your semen inside them, whilst declaring loudly to the victim that they have been "spunk punk'd."
Girl: You fucking prick, did you just come inside me!
Guy: Tough titties bitch. You have been Spunk Punk'd.
by Smelly big jimmy September 9, 2018
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spunk dunking

Cumming into your hand and dunking it into an orifice
Lebron James: I fucked my woman last night, She got that spunk dunking special.
by avinabeer December 11, 2018
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spül

"She unleashed a full spül on me last night"
by spüler January 15, 2019
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Spunk dump

One who allows herself to be used like Barrymore bumboy
Look at miss Romanus acting like a real spunk dump
by THE BOSS 12 July 9, 2019
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Spulfy

Just had a spulfy with a pooey arse
by Martingoodman November 30, 2019
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