slumporter

a white kid who thinks he's thuggin, often high as a kite and unaware of where he is most often in school.

tim is a slumporter because hes fuckin baked in meads class

by wikedsnaxxgotmunchies May 11, 2010

Spumple

Someone who breastfeeds off an indonesian llama. Usually characterized by wearing sun glasses all the time because they breastfeed for so long that they don't see the light often. Worms usually breed in Spumple's anus'.

Look at that kid in the sunglasses, deff a Spumple

by The Ologist May 19, 2010

Slumpf

A victim of a `teabagging`; someone whom has been teabagged.

He got slumpf`d

by Schadenfreude* October 2, 2010

slumpet

a unit of measure indicating a certain quantity of different substances.

I need to get a slumpet of gas.

Hey where did my slumpet of oranges go?

Please bring a slumpet of ice cream to the party.

by Duddans December 31, 2010

Slump

time period between being accepted to college, and graduation. Time when homework, and school no longer matters and you can have unlimited fun.

Man I love slump, I haven't done homework for weeks, and have been drunk or high for 3 weeks straight!

by laNZie April 4, 2011

Slumpcake

To delicately, smoothly, precisely smear poop on your penis while another man/woman is stroking and sucking on it.

Hey there, would you mind giving me a slumpcake. It's way better than an original blow job.

by AwesomeNigga69 May 29, 2011

slumployment

slum.ploy.ment, slum.ploy.ee, slum.ploy.er:

coined in 2011 by the anonymous blogger of www.slumployment.blogspot.com

Slum.ploy.ment - (noun) a job in which someone is corporately enslaved, grossly underpaid, and generally exploited by clueless dickwads who are oblivious to the full consequences of their souless, mercenary business model.

This minimum wage job with shitty hours, busted equipment, and no breaks is slumployment.

My dickwad boss is a slumployer.

I hate being a slumployee.

by Slumployment.blogspot.com June 9, 2011