snap the sponge cake

Snapping the sponge cake is when you snap the bikini bottom of a hot babe so her ass giggles like a sponge cake. This term was popularized in the 2006 movie Surf School.

hey bra, wanna snap the sponge cake?

by Mrs. Choksondik December 20, 2010

Spongebob Hairplugs

The 47th Vice President of the United States, since January 20, 2009.

"Did you hear what Spongebob Hairplugs said to reporters yesterday? I can't believe anybody thought he'd be a better veep than Sarah Palin!"

by Scribe of Slog March 11, 2009

splooge nugget

a giant clump of splooge that has dried up on some one's face

Hey man I splooge nuggeted someones face while they were sleeping.

by Paul Vargo has no balls January 6, 2010

sponge bobbing

To procrastinate. Based on the "Spongebob Squarepants" episode "Procrastination" In wich Spongebob has to write an essay but finds countless other things to do besides the essay.

Kevin has a homework assignment to do, but he's been sponge bobbing hard.

by kevkevblazini August 6, 2016

turbo splooge

When you run full speed at a girl while jerking off and when your about to splooge you jump and mega thrust as your splooging right into her face this will take skill and practice but if acheived will smack her right in the face at full speed and fuck her day up. plus you will laugh

hahah max i just gave that dumb bitch the turbo splooge and knocked her off the couch she might be blind.

by andrewp November 20, 2007

splorge

the act of vomiting, trying to hit a target, while sitting naked in a chair.
vomitnakedpuke

see also : www.splorge.com

by splorgedotcom October 23, 2003

pur3 sponge

Pur3 Sponge is the leader of The Hatred, a Runescape pure clan. Pur3 Sponge is a guy that claims to be a girl over the internet. He also looks like a wide mouth, penis sucking llama. He is the worst leader out of all Runescape clans and tends to be hypocritical and retarded. Pur3 Sponge tries to hide under the name Crystal just so it will make him feel more like a girl, but the fact remains, he is still a penis loving blowfish.

I owned Pur3 Sponge's clan in a good game of Runescape the other day seeing as his clan just plain out sucks. I also realized Pur3 Sponge, also known as Crystal, looks like my dog. So if you bang Crystal, your banging something that looks like my ugly dog.

by Pur3 Sponge January 12, 2008