sling

1.) A primitive weapon used to throw rocks or similarly spaped missiles at people or objects.

2.) This action of using a sling

1.) That guy used a sling to throw gobs of $hit at us. damn bitch.

2.) That guy slung $hit at us. I'm gonna get him with my rusty knife. That'll teach 'im.

by darkshadows February 28, 2004

Splinter Cell Online

The noob term for playing Splinter Cell in the online environment, Steam.

A cultural rift has developed here between the senior players (nerds) and the newbies (sometimes referred to as noobs or the 1337 association, n00bs, but really they're just fresh meat) similar to that of Halo 2 Online. Standby shooting/trapping is also outlawed and is overseen by a heavily biased selection of mods (some of which are just cool noobs who bribed other mods with a steak dinner and a Charms blowpop. A noob-mod is idenified when a mod has flying capabilities, but cannot move beyond the second floor due to poor controller/joystick skillz.)

Obscene names are common, as are rooms socially off-limits to the noob population.

It is also a wonderful place to take hilarious screencaps.

Splinter Cell Online subtitled screencap:

*eucatastrophe has entered
*a_big_throbbing_cock has entered

(play commences as usual. But suddenly...)

*eucatastrophe is being choked form behind.
a_big_throbbing_cock: EUCATASTROPHE SUCK THIS
*eucatastrophe was choked to death by a_big_throbbing_cock
sleepy: LAWL!!!!!11!11!!1oneelven!!11

by eucatastrophe June 18, 2006

shling shlong

a peen that goes flippity flop

his shlong shlong was bouncing all over the place.

by Anonymous April 13, 2003

Salinas

Farming town filled with Mexican has a gang problem but it will go down soon when the homie get rid of these skrapz

EAST LAS CASITAS 700blk

SALINAS ACOSTA PLAZA 900blk
SALINAS EAST MARKET 500blk
FREMONT STREET 600blk

KILBRETH STREET 700blk
ROSEVELT STREET 500blk
SANTA RITA 2000blk

WEST SIDE LOCOS
NORTH SIDE LOCOS
BORONDA

N ALL THE OTHER NORTENO VARRIOS I FORGOT SSHHAAOOWW .:: XIV 14

by EastSide93905 June 27, 2016

sling a deuce

Same as dropping a deuce

"yo, hang out for a bit...i gotta sling a deuce

by Teh Sheik May 20, 2005

Salinas

Salinas is your generic ghetto-ass farming town. Unless you enjoy speaking Mexican and getting shot at by illegals, then you should probably avoid this shithole.

Soy de Salinas.

by HydroII August 17, 2010

Selinsgrove

Also known as a shithole.. Selinsgrove is full of douchebags who think that because there is a large amount of Arab doctors that live in the outskirts, they are all awesome and rich. Kept open by the thousands of obese people, the fast food joints on The Strip are the main point of entertainment for these people. The high school smells of cow shit and grease, thanks to the students walking in it. The sports teams in this school district usually have decent records, but it has been discovered that if a student (or adult, as majority of the "players" are) plays a sport here, particuarly football, the distrct will buy their family a large cow to get their daily dosage of milk and meat from. Other than the fast food places, for entertainment, residents enjoy going to Selinsgrove Speedway (or Spedway, called by out of townies) to watch cars race, get drunk, get beaten by husband/wife, and then get arrested for domestic disputes.

Selinsgrove resident: Did ya heer that if we play a sport we git a cow?
Selinsgrove resident 2: Yeh, but I perfer riding my jackass to the Selinsgrove Speedway.
Selinsgrove resident 3: Meebe I will join the basketball team and contribute to another losing season.

by Fuck Selinsgrove April 30, 2009