Splode

what happens to your head when someone just wont shut up!

Be quite or my head will splode!

by C:/dos run December 10, 2004

ace of spadez

Having something very important in your back pocket, or at your disposal

Yeah, keep talking shit, I got the ace of spadez, im getting ready to throw down

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

Slade

A dumb poopiehead who is not cute, smart, athletic, handsome, or hot, but somehow attracted the hottest dude.

Ew, look at Slade over there what a dumb poopiehead.

by xxxtentacleninja April 25, 2020

Prince of Spades

Similar to a Queen of Spades but instead of a woman being interested in only black men, it refers to a gay male. Usually , but not limited to, a submissive male.

See Ricky over there? He's a real prince of spades, just check his Snapchat on Saturdays .

by Kilroy108 June 6, 2018

Splatercrap

A word used by Splat Man, which means Crap in american.

Varoooooooom... Splatercrap!?!?!?

by A Comic Book Character September 14, 2003

spadered

Loosing ones genitalia by way of the spade.

Like with dogs only more fun.

see spading

When he came at me with his spade I knew I was going to get spadered.

by spader March 29, 2004

spladoopeling

the act of inhaling a feces covered corn kernel or other fibrous object while the nose is embedded in a cantankerous elderly womens anus, while the tongue simultaneously penetrates what could be called the roast beef sandwich(otherwise known as the vaginal crevasse)

Last evening my brother saw that my nose was covered in feces and that a kernel of corn was stuck on my upper lip; he was was enraged because he knew that I had been spladoopeling his wife.

by OmyObama January 27, 2010