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Speed Wobble

When a "chubby" person hits their maximum speed potential and begins to wobble, the wobble usually results in the "speed wobble" subject on the floor in a fat heap. in Pain. Crying. Sweating.
Kid1: Oh damn dude, that kid just totally had a speed wobble!
Kid2: Yeah! I think he poo'd himself too.
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speed whore

The act of speeding up on the highway to check out a pretty girl in the car ahead
Dude, you are such a speed whore... Keep it up and your going to loose your license
by johnnygadget August 31, 2011
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speed baggin

the act of repeatedly bangin your ball bag off of a girls chin while recieving head.
Tracy's chin was sore after i was done speed baggin her.
by speed bagger March 30, 2007
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Speed Sock

The act of refining your boxing skills on your girlfriend's pink sock.
I had a match the next day so after I poked my girlfriend in the ass without lube, I speed socked her like Rocky.
by sekwencer February 23, 2008
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Speed bump

One who is always slowing down those around him/her because they are slow themselves.
I hate working with Tom. It takes forever to get anything dne because he is such a speed bump
by jimmyeatdorrito December 30, 2007
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Speed Of Sound

Kickass new Coldplay single. To be released as a cd single on May 23rd.
"Birds go flyin' at the speed of sound..."
by strong badian April 26, 2005
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ramming speed

When something goes really freaking fast.
by 5'11"racer October 9, 2006
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