salty sanchez

when a girl licks a mans balls after a hot salty day.

girl i gots some sodium waiting for your mouth

by Reuben March 22, 2005

salty ninja

when a male hides in a closet and starts whackin' it. then when someone enters the room, the male knocks on the closet door to draw attention to his pressence. when the door is opened, the dude blows his load in the other persons face and darts of into the shadows

gina hates it when i give her a salty ninja, but she hates it more when i give her the salty pirate

by reorith September 17, 2008

salty goodness

someone who is really hot

omg, look at that guy! his totally salty goodness

by stace September 9, 2003

Salty nipples

A nipple that is slaty and or overly hairy.
This saltyness maybe caused by excessive sweating, faggishness or due to non showering.

Is nomally found on fags like Kyle Gaas, Arron Carter, Robert Pattenson, Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and the EXTEREME SUPER FAG Justen Beiber.

Dude #1: "I did this hot chick lastnight but she had Salty nipples it was like licking my own balls"
Dude #2 "That wasn't a chick that was Justen Beiber, and why would you know how saly your own balls are?"
Dude #1"We will never speak of this moment AGAIN"

by Ass crass July 10, 2010

Salty Spittoon

The act of blowing your load into a water bottle.

dude i just made a salty spittoon, wanna dump it on my brother?

by sausageking69 March 18, 2011

Solby

The ship name of two ex viners named Colby Brock and Sam Golbach both lifelong friends born in Kansas now living in L.A. Largely known for there vine "Following fat people" which i am sure you've seen before if you were born in 2007 or earlier. The first 50% of them Colby has said in the past that it makes him extremely uncomfortable so every time you see them you must say something about it.

Zach: hey mike
Mike: what
Zach: hey mike
Mike: what
Zach: hey mike
Mike: what
Zach: hey mike
Mike: what
Zach: hey mike
Mike: what
Zach: hey mike
Mike: what
Zach: you like brolby?
Mike: nah solby is way more iconic
Zach: SAM AND COLBY TOGETHER SUCKS WTF
Mike: DO YOU WANT TO BE BANISHED TO THE BRIKEY FANDOM DO YOU?!?!
Zach: I WILL NEVER STOOP DOWN TO THERE FANDOMS LEVEL
Mike: tru
Zach: tru
Mike: heh..

by Brolby_boi July 25, 2018

salty balls

to pour salt on a guy's balls, then use your tongue to lick the salt off

Audra makes sure to carry salt packages in her purse, so that she is always ready to give Pete salty balls.

by urblegs February 6, 2009