Scheldruped

To expierience a being of higher knowledge that will not only tell you what and how to do it, but show you how to do it.

I was working on an e-mail syncronization issue when I got stuck but i was Scheldruped

by Jeff March 25, 2004

ShelbyLAN

A LANParty based out of Shelbyville, KY run by Shadow. Known for friendly atmosphere.

You guys going to ShelbyLAN this weekend?

by Shadow April 4, 2004

shelax

Rest from a relationship with a Girl.

Friend: I have gf problems dude.
Me: You need to Shelax, come play with us.

by SeanLucas November 12, 2014

Shelby

She can be nice but when she finds a new person to play around with she WILL tell EVERYTHING about you to this person and wwhat i ment by everything all your darks secrets and things you have ever done

Shelby can be the biggest cow in the world

by Xx.tait May 1, 2018

SHELBy

She’s annoying sometimes, and sucks at starting and keeping up with conversations, and even though shelby’s are usually white, she also has a GIGANTIC BLACK PENIS, and the biggest sack of hairy ass nuts you ever seen, its like looking at two watermelons in a blanket, shes VERY cute though, has alot of friends and has guys all over her contantly, shes kind, has a pretty smile, and short.

Daammmnnn shelby lookin fine as hell today just like she was yesterday....and the day before, and before that and before that and before that

by Anonymous activity October 14, 2018

shelbis

FILTHY, DIRTY, NASTY, LIMITLESS when it comes to sexual orientation. Wreaks of prostate and colon due to always playing with one's asshole

"Alexa, Shelbis wants to know what's the maximum diameter the human asshole can be stretched to ?"

by Helixxx__29 March 4, 2019

Shelby

Shelby- An angry blonde girl that loves to lay in bed. Don’t anger a Shelby or you’ve had it. She is very beautiful but deadly. Take caution when approaching a Shelby.

Don’t annoy her, she’s a Shelby!

by Omg_im_aware May 28, 2019