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soccer

Is an abbreviation for Association of Football mainly used in the US. Subject of criticism by Americans that say "its too boring", "its a game of luck", "its for fags"

Lets look at this systematically:
1. Soccer is the most popular sport in the world with over 200 members, second only to the United Nations. Well seems like its doing all right if the majority of the world likes it

2. Soccer requires extreme endurance, speed and technical ability. Many americans like to compare soccer to american football: Soccer is 90 minutes, no stoppages with only a 15 minute break (can reach upto 2hrs in overtime). American football is 60 minutes, w/plenty of stoppages in between(timeouts, etc) and a godamned halftime show?!

3. Look at the greats of soccer: Zidane, Ronaldinho, Pele, Cryuff: they are notable for finesse on the field, for possessing such great ability it seems impossible to normal people. Notable american football players have received recognition, because they can catch (whoop-de-fucking-do!) or they can push another guy

4. Soccer requires physical strength: bones have been broken, muscles torn and the only piece of protection you have is a shin guard. Football players on the other hand are decked out in so much protective gear that its hard to differentiate between person and pads. Hmm...seems like someone's a wittle scared of getting hurt (wanna play a real contact sport? play rugby)
Soccer fan: Hey buddy, did you see how Zidane managed to dribble past 3 defenders, run 50m, before chipping a shot over the keeper?

Footbal fan: Oh no, I was too busy watching a guy jump on another guy, it was oddly homo-erotic.
by axelone December 10, 2006
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soccer

SOCCER is the most popular sport in the world.FIFA has more members than United Nations for crist's sake, does American Football have mmore than 200 countries playing their lameass game. and why do they call it football when they are using their hands all the time,"its just plain stupid". Why do they call it world series in baseball when only american teams partipcipate in it: because no country wants to play their boring stupid of game and when watching a baseball game and american football you fall asleep because they are f****ing 4- 5hrs long. Case in Point; Soccer is The king of sports.
Soccer rules, the best game ever, FIFA has more 215 countries as members
by soccerplayer 101 June 20, 2006
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Soccer Mom (sex position)

While an older female is giving fellatio she is riding the trailer hitch on her SUV. She has all of the balls covered.
I had a wild night with that milf from the bar. We went out back and she totally started to Soccer Mom me. Soccer Mom (sex position)
by yourmom86 September 1, 2011
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soccer practice

Soccer Practice is a song by Johnny McGovern, better known as "The Gay Pimp". The song is about a gay guy getting a straight guy to do something 'dirty' with him. The Gay Pimp's website is http://gaypimp.com/ and you can watch the video for Soccer Practice here: http://www.ifilm.com/ (search: the gay pimp soccer practice).
"Oh, I don't know man, I mean I like to do manly things..you know, just manly guys doing manly things. You know what I mean?"
"Listen: I like to do manly things, but..I like, baby, to do them with you. I was thinking we could go do..something dirty, yeah,"
"Dirty..well, like what?"
"Sorta like soccer practice.."
by thekaytay September 1, 2008
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soccer

The most popular sport in the world, involving a ball and two goals and played on a grass field.
Angel plays soccer.
by buttonshXc February 14, 2004
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soccer fags

fagget guys who play soccr just to kick eachother in the balls and slide tackle eachother so they can roll on top of eachother usally have but buddies also there usally potheads!
Soccer fags are skinny gay guys who none of the other players like, they usally have butt buddies and smoke pot and love getting high and fucking other guys.
by Audrina November 5, 2007
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Soccer practice

Euphamism for gay sex. As shown by the video "Gay Pimp: Soccer Practice" that can be shown on iFilms.
Wait, you're not talking about soccer practice at all are you?
by GigaBowser August 4, 2005
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