midnight sneak

The act of gently sliding your man meat into your unconscious partners bum hole at the stroke of midnight (12:00 a.m).

Chuck Norris gave that dirty whore the midnight sneak so hard that she shat out of her mouth.

by Ifeltathigh December 23, 2006

sneak poonge

sneak poonge(verb);

sneak poonging(adjective);

To give, take, or put in a quiet, stealthy manner: sneak ones genitalia into one's mouth. (not limited to oral placement).

A game that can be played between two or more people of the opposite and/or same sex.

Although sneak poonging of the same sex can be equally fun it is frowned upon in most cultures.

Ben crept stealthily in the shadows of the night to share his most precious of gifts with his best chum Jeffrey, quietly kneeling toward Jeffrey's face he set his member gracefully into his mouth with out making so much as a peep.

SURPRISE SURPRISE MY GOOD FRIEND!
You've just been sneak poonged.

by Dr. Larve Love February 25, 2009

Sneak 'n peek

While doing a femal or male in the doggy style position, you spit on their back and when they turn around to say "WTF!" You cum on their face.

I just did a Sneak 'n peek on my girlfriend dude!

by leodrome January 2, 2009

sneak dissed

To talk about someone outloud in that person's face, only a few people know, and laugh amongst themselves.

"Tom sneak dissed on Dude, ain't nobody catch it"

by "Chip" G. 3 May 29, 2007

sneak attack

It is when you are sitting there minding your business and all of the suddun you start sweating because you have to shit so bad. if you don't make it to a toilet you will shit yourself. it usually happends in the most inconvenient moment like being on a first date with someone or you are in mexico with no indoor plumbing or in an area with onlt johnny on the spot available.

After eating that taco bell it gave me a sneak attack.

by Teabagette April 12, 2005

sneak attack

while a woman is going down on a guy she pretends to play with his balls, then slips a finger in his rectum.

Erika performed a sneak attack on her boyfriend, now he walks funny.

by Erika JJ April 8, 2008

The Salt Lake Sneak Attack

(V.)When you get a girl really drunk, and she is throwing up in the toilet (crouched in front of the toilet bowl), you sneak up on her and penetrate her vagina with your penis. Do this without any forewarning (why it is called a "sneak" attack)

Harry- "Dude, I got Jenny sooooo drunk the other night. She was throwing up in the toilet and I gave her the Salt Lake Sneak Attack!"
Evan- "Dude, what do you mean?"
Harry- "I gave it to her doggy style when she was throwing up, I didn't even warn her!!!"
Evan- "Wow, that really IS a sneak attack!"

by SlimNug89 December 17, 2008