A carrot smoothie is when you insert a carrot into the rectum of your partner, followed by placing the drill bit of a power drill into the carrot, and then turning it on.
by pas6969 October 3, 2017
Get the Carrot smoothiemug. by Krazie_jay January 13, 2021
Get the Smoothiemug. Fuck yeah I love when my girl takes out her dentures and gives me a smoothie.
Hey babe...who cares if you have false teeth, I sure don’t. You really give good smoothies.
Hey babe...who cares if you have false teeth, I sure don’t. You really give good smoothies.
by Eyeloveu October 14, 2019
Get the Smoothiemug. 
Usually compromised of a mixture of fruits, yogurts, and ice; and prepared in a blender to make a cold delicious drink.
However, if you are older and pursue something a little stronger. You can add or substitute beer into the formula, however many times until you find the drink that fits you.
However, if you are older and pursue something a little stronger. You can add or substitute beer into the formula, however many times until you find the drink that fits you.
John: What are you drinking over there?
Sally: Oh! Just a smoothie!
John: That drink that's usually made of ice, yogurt, and fruit in a blender?
Sally: Sort of. It's actually beer, beer, and more beer in a funnel
John: is that still a ssmoothie though?
Sally: Oh! Just a smoothie!
John: That drink that's usually made of ice, yogurt, and fruit in a blender?
Sally: Sort of. It's actually beer, beer, and more beer in a funnel
John: is that still a ssmoothie though?
by SkiingElephant January 18, 2015
Get the Smoothiemug. When a twink cums in your mouth and you have to guzzle all of the cum and you have to drink up, taste it, swallow it. Get up, get on top of it.
by Fluffy.Florence January 30, 2024
Get the Banana Smoothiemug. Not only is it a smoothie from persia, but it is aslo known as when two people with male genitalia go to a grave yard and dig up a 90 grandmother named Betsy. They will then each stick there left testicles in her vagina and there rights in her asshole. They will then proceed to batter her with baseball bats in the stomach, allowing fluids to come out of her privates and butthole. I personally have tried it and would definitely recommend, the 80 dollar testicuzi is nothing compared to this practice.
Persian smoothie
Persian smoothie
by Grenadinepeen July 11, 2020
Get the Persian Smoothiemug.