by Bristol H. Hawkstone April 27, 2024
Get the Smoothiesmug. Usually compromised of a mixture of fruits, yogurts, and ice; and prepared in a blender to make a cold delicious drink.
However, if you are older and pursue something a little stronger. You can add or substitute beer into the formula, however many times until you find the drink that fits you.
However, if you are older and pursue something a little stronger. You can add or substitute beer into the formula, however many times until you find the drink that fits you.
John: What are you drinking over there?
Sally: Oh! Just a smoothie!
John: That drink that's usually made of ice, yogurt, and fruit in a blender?
Sally: Sort of. It's actually beer, beer, and more beer in a funnel
John: is that still a ssmoothie though?
Sally: Oh! Just a smoothie!
John: That drink that's usually made of ice, yogurt, and fruit in a blender?
Sally: Sort of. It's actually beer, beer, and more beer in a funnel
John: is that still a ssmoothie though?
by SkiingElephant January 18, 2015
Get the Smoothiemug. John: How did the date go last night?
Jake: It went great! I drinking up that coochie smoothie the whole night!
Jake: It went great! I drinking up that coochie smoothie the whole night!
by Whitest Anglo-Saxon September 16, 2021
Get the Coochie Smoothiemug. 
When working at a smoothie shop and having backed up blenders, smoothies that wont blend and worst of all: exploding smoothies. Must be simultaneous to be classified as a major smoothie meltdown. It's known to induce panic attacks and suicidal thoughts
by ihatesmoothies November 13, 2011
Get the major smoothie meltdownmug. James: I heard he hooked up with a girl yesterday
Jeffery: Baby he just got a fruit smoothie, he is a gogo dancer after all
Jeffery: Baby he just got a fruit smoothie, he is a gogo dancer after all
by UuchGuuch January 20, 2022
Get the Fruit Smoothiemug. Not only is it a smoothie from persia, but it is aslo known as when two people with male genitalia go to a grave yard and dig up a 90 grandmother named Betsy. They will then each stick there left testicles in her vagina and there rights in her asshole. They will then proceed to batter her with baseball bats in the stomach, allowing fluids to come out of her privates and butthole. I personally have tried it and would definitely recommend, the 80 dollar testicuzi is nothing compared to this practice.
Persian smoothie
Persian smoothie
by Grenadinepeen July 11, 2020
Get the Persian Smoothiemug.