.
by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 24, 2025
Get the 《¤》Sloth《¤》On《¤》A《¤》Skateboard《¤》Is《¤》Greed《¤》 mug.A Sloth Girlfriend is a Woman who is often times unemployed and generally remains Hobo-sexual, They're often girls on Anti-depressive Medications with hair color that changes every 2 months. Sloth Girlfriends usually have Tig-ol-Bitties they make wonderful Partners for cuddling and Sex however they contribute nothing to society, they have no Motivation/Desire to contribute to Society nor better improve themselves in any way, they would prefer to lay around all day and snack on your Food, only willing to move when they want to fuck. The Sloth Girlfriend spends 98% of the Relationship avoiding responsibility and mostly just clings to you like a tree branch until you inevitably snap and she goes plummeting down to the Void Below.
She's got great tits and she's loving but You: God she has not Ambition, she doesn't do shit but snack and fuck!
Tim: "Bruh you got a Sloth Girlfriend.."
Tim: "Bruh you got a Sloth Girlfriend.."
by ThatTwistedPigGuy February 25, 2025
Get the Sloth Girlfriend mug.by DEVGRUGaming May 16, 2023
Get the sloth juice mug.When a female is penetrated by the middle finger and ring finger as a pair whilst doing sexual actions. The hand shape would resemble a sloth’s claw
by Abclfiens March 1, 2023
Get the Sloth’s Claw mug.by plato! August 6, 2024
Get the sloth nap mug.A sloth aka (as kown as) Ädem is a group of Neotropical xenarthran mammals. Sloths can seem cute and friendly, but if provoked they can be dangerous. They like to eat leafs and insects.
Look there is a sloth climbing a tree!
by DON MIKE111 February 17, 2023
Get the Sloth mug.by Slothyslothgirl April 16, 2025
Get the Charlotte sloth mug.