sloppy meateaters

a fuckin rad ass band, that emerged from rome, georgia and took underground fans by storm, sadly they are no longer and have become under the weather.
wow the sloppy meateaters are playing a show tonight!
by represent yo! April 25, 2003
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Sloppy Grandma

In beer pong, when you get a rerack, a sloppy grandma is simply a sideways triangle (using only 3 cups).
Hook us up with a sloppy grandma bro.
by big jur December 05, 2008
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Sloppy Dirtbike

A sex position where a man, lying on his back, grabs a woman by the pigtails and presses her face against his asshole and lets loose his bowels.
Sloppy Dirtbike
by mattyferocious April 07, 2010
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Sloppy Susan

The act of hovering the bare anus over either an aware or unaware recipient. The host then proceeds to deliver a burst of hot, explosive, spraying diarrhea into the subject's face and or mouth. Similar to the Hot Carl. Side effects may include severe sinus polyps, nasal congestion and anal leakage. Synonym to the Afghani Afterbirth.
My girlfriend thought it would be kinky if I gave her a Sloppy Susan. She must think differently now that she has a severe case of sinus polyps!
by tpatora October 12, 2009
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The Sloppy Platypus

A sex position that is commonly used while the man is bending over a bed, the woman is laying underneath the man. One of her feet go around either of his legs and the other leg goes around his mid-waist. she thrust upward in this motion. It is used for the most sensitive and pleasurable adventure.
Ryan and I had amazing sex last night! We preformed the Sloppy Platypus on our brand new water bed! His depth perception was amazing!
by Dr. Sex. January 15, 2012
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sloppy whopper

noun
The act of slapping an erect penis which is covered with a viscus substance, such as molasis or honey, against someones cheek.
Cam gave Mitch a sloppy whopper.
by joesalt September 17, 2005
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Sloppy Ploppy

A child friendly way of writing diarrhoea, coined by a man only known as Distantpeak.
It's easier to spell, and more fun to say!
Brian: Ah bru, my insides are writhing like snakes.
Alan: Did you take a tablet for your insides?

Brian: Nah! It's too late, I gotta take a sloppy ploppy.
by Nedflix'n'Diddly July 12, 2019
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