tigers on a jet-ski

Describing something so dangorous it was cool.

May also discribe something completely stupid or nonesenseical.

Also is connected to snakes on a plane.

Dudeman1: How was sky diving yeasterday?
Dudeman2: Like tigers on a jet-ski.

Law Student1: A cop gave me a ticket yesterday for no reason!
Law Student2: Why would he do that?
Law Student1: Well some guy stopped at a legal red light and I hit him going 80.
Law Student2: TIGERS ON A JET-SKI!

by Mr_Annomyous September 1, 2008

Asian Ski Mask

Asian Ski Mask:To come behind somebody, stretch ball sack over head and place testicals into eye sockets.

"dude lets get garyn with the old asian ski mask trick."

"dude you wanna see and asian ski mask?"

by Joe Bamf August 2, 2006

Junior Ski Trip

A "ski trip" for the junior classes where the students each pitch in money to rent out a m/hotel, get some alc and go ballistic from friday till sunday (usually). Transportation is in party buses and surely you can pay off the driver to do crazy shit on that bus.
Like the Nike slogan - Just Do It

Junior Ski Trip:

Print out a false field trip form, put a price tag on it, make ur parents sign it and give u cash, hope they dont call the school asking about it. Have fun, party, don't attract cops.

by TheDJMB January 6, 2010

whoville ski slopes

A set of jugs so saggy, they can't even be classified as nanners or swingin sweater puppets.

That bitch has some whoville ski slopes!

by Jimmy Jonesssss January 17, 2011

Vampire Ski Mask

When a girl is giving you a blow job pull it out of her mouth before the point of ejaculation and let it out on her face. At this time rub it all around her face with your testicles, then let it dry. Your oral partner is now wearing a vampire ski mask.

Bro, I just gave that chick a vampire ski mask after she blew me.

by Rodziewicz September 6, 2012

dry ski

Getting a hand job with no lube.

Yo, Hanna gave me a dry ski at the mall.

by Super ginger79 January 9, 2014

norwegian ski lift

The act of putting a man's scrotum in your mouth and dragging them up a flight of stairs by their scrotum.

Last night, I saw Jenny giving some dude the Norwegian ski lift. Nasty shit, dude!

by Flaming Moobs May 4, 2014