shitty poptart

A game where you pass around a poptart and wipe your ass with it. If the poptart breaks while you’re wiping, you have to eat it.

Yo Chris and I are going to play shitty poptart tonight, you down?

by puffpufff October 21, 2019

shittypookaka

Disappointing results, upsetting news, life’s just like that

I couldn’t find what I was looking for... shittypookaka
I’m sorry your dog just died.. well that’s shittypookaka

by Remmi December 31, 2019

Shitty poopoo

When you shit and poop comes out instead

"I took a shit and poop came out. A shitty poopoo in laymans terms

by Alien and Pablo December 22, 2020

shitty tits

a joke made by me used by multiple people in the magical land of canada such uses of the word include

(does war crime) dang i massicard thousends well this wont be a problum latter (gets found out) oh shitty tits

by a stupid german canadian March 11, 2021

sitting monk

A type of sexual position in which the male or lady-boy, basically whoever has the penis sits indian-style with his legs crossed over one another on the floor preferably on a comfortable and somewhat cushioned surface, such as a yoga mat, with his back against a wall or sturdy surface and his arms pressed against his sides in an upward manner while his hands are extended out to the side as if he's asking his partner for spare change. Then, the women will sit in his lap placing his penis into her vagina or anus, squatting into the gap created by the man's legs being crossed, with her knees bent and feet facing forward she will place her hands in his palms to use as leverage and begin sliding up and down on his cock (usually while chanting).

Chris: Hey man, I've got an extra ticket to the game tonight do you want to go with me?
Phillip: Sorry man, I can't tonight! Jenny and I are going to temple this evening.
Chris: Temple?!? I didn't know you two were Buddhists?!?

Phillip: Oh! We're not! Jenny bought this new kamasutra book the other day and tonight we're trying the sitting monk position. I suppose I'm supposed to be Buddha and she's going to worship my cock or something. Afterwards, I'm going to bless her with my holy water if you know what I mean???
Chris: Holy water??? That's Catholic not Buddhist!
Phillip: Whatever, I'm getting laid.

by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021

shitty squirter

When someone squirts shit like a stream coming out of a water hose

Bro 1: Dayum bro I should of not brought that hooker over to my house she had a shitty squirter all over my living room carpet.
Bro 2: Dayum bro that's nasty

by RealDjthesavage April 23, 2021

shitty titty

a titty covered in shit

girl: fuck my tits

guy: aw hell no you have a shitty titty fuck that I don't want shit on my cock!

by Dragons Breath September 30, 2021