Simmone

Look in the mirror, what do you see? I’ll tell you: you’re looking at someone who is almost certainly inferior in every way to one of - if not THE - baddest bitch in the Milky Way galaxy. They say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but once you see a Simmone, you’ll BEHOLDIN your jaw cause it just hit the ground at terminal velocity.

Bitches: wow, I look okay toda-
Everyone: Quit, you look like a boiled egg; where is Simmone at

by notchrisdontlookatme January 29, 2020

simon kalivoda

allison REAL bf. a very hot man who just so happens to be the bf of allison<3333

person 1: whoa, who's that hot guy?
person 2: that's simon kalivoda, allison's bf

by Sadie Sink Simp August 21, 2021

Simon Cowell

A smug old plastic faced talentless cunt.

That Simon Cowell is such a plastic faced cunt.

by Johndoe567 July 20, 2022

David Simon

the creator and primary show-runner of The Wire.

For my money, David Simon, David Chase and Vince Gilligan are the Michelangelo, Leonardo Davinci, Picasso of this generation.

by TheExpatreneur January 19, 2015

Simmons

Attractive loveable scamp......

Mexican.

1.Oh that kids such a simmons.

2.Shutup Simmons.

by NotADawson May 3, 2011

Simon says

the rituals wherein the parishoners sit, stand, and kneel at different times of a mass.

I'm so fucking tired of this Simon says bullshit.

by Julia's Gay Friend March 28, 2005

nick simmons

Nick Simmons is an American actor. He was born on January 22, 1989 as the son of Gene Simmons and Shannon Tweed. He is a Screen Actors Guild member, and has done voiceover work on Cartoon Network's Robot Chicken.

He is now part of the reality television show Gene Simmons Family Jewels.

I'm in love with Nick Simmons

by hollybricker June 26, 2007