Simple

A word that I coined. Refers to anyone who says shit that makes your retard alarm go off.

"David, did you know that water is melted ice?"

"Jesus Christ Joey you're so fucking simple"

by PickledCactus May 8, 2023

Simple Majority

A type of majority in which the amount of people that are on one side is at least 50 percent, but less than either 60 percent of 67 percent, depending on how you define a supermajority. Primarily, a simple majority is used in the context of voting, but it could also be used in other context, such as the demographics of a nation.

It was a close call, but, with a simple majority of 53 percent, the new governor will replace the current governor.

The female population of Switzerland is the simple majority, as they are 50.5 percent of the population, as of 2016.

by YourGoodFriendJimmy December 31, 2019

Palin Simple

A way of speaking that is very simple straight talk, almost retarded. You betcha.

the phrase "Buck up or stay in the truck." is very Palin Simple.

by geoduk March 14, 2014

simple math

something one direction cannot understand

fan 1: when will 1d come off hiatus
fan 2: idk they dont know meaning of simple math, they said 18 month but ITS BEEN FUCKING SIX YEARS

by SWIFTWORLDDOMINATION January 29, 2022

Simple Josh

Simple Josh is a term that is used in an instance when an employee has made it a habit of showing up late. Can be used for anyone.

EX: Simple Sarah, Simple Dave, and so on and so fourth.

"Oh, Josh showed up late again!"

"oohh Simple Josh"

by Einherjar101 October 12, 2022

Real Simple

Real Simple is an American monthly magazine published by Dotdash Meredith.2 The magazine features articles and information related to homemaking, childcare, cooking, and emotional well-being

Additionally, on Mother's Day 2012, Real Simple created a Gift Guide app available on the Apple App Store that had a selection of items for people to buy. Users also had the option to donate to the launch partner, March of Dimes

by SPrice1980 June 29, 2023

Real Simple

an American monthly magazine published by Dotdash Meredith. The magazine features articles and information related to homemaking, childcare, cooking, and emotional well-being. The magazine is distinguished by its clean, uncluttered style of layout and photos. In 2013 it had approximately 7.6 million readers, 90% of whom were women

Real Simple expanded to include a TV show of the same name, with two seasons of a half-hour program airing on PBS in 2006–2007.

by SPrice1980 June 29, 2023